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'Curly'... A ton-ton barley alive...
"Gentlemen we have the technology to make this ton-ton better than before... stronger, faster...
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 01:25 AM
'Curly'... A ton-ton barley alive...
"Gentlemen we have the technology to make this ton-ton better than before... stronger, faster...
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 02:46 PM
2-1B: "How in the hell am I gonna sneak THIS in the goulash for dinner without anybody noticing?"
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:38 PM
"It's quite unexpected, sir. Instead of a human, she gave birth to this small, green organism here beside me."
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:46 PM
"Last years model, drivers side airbag, great gas mileage. Wanna take it for a spin?"
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:58 PM
"Well, actually I'm dead now. This is my ghost your speaking to, not a hologram - haha gotcha!"
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 05:48 PM
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:46 PM
Obiwan: "man, these holographic seat warmers are great!"
"hmmm... i don't know what to tell you.... one minute she was fine, then i noticed this big pump-like thing in the middle of her chest that was spreading a horrible red liquid though her body... so i removed it and 'bang' she keeled over...
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Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:45 PM
Droid: She has lost the will to live...
Obi-Wan: You have to be fuckin' kidding me. C'mon, give me a good reason.
Droid: *uses the randominator drive* Erm.....hmmm... midichlorians did it.
Obi-Wan: Why the fuck do we hire droids?
Yoda: Well, they're cheaper than Gungans.....
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 12:47 AM
Droid: "Fast ship? She's fast enough for you old man..."
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Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:36 AM
HAYDEN: "I have the power!"
EWAN: "Go back to beginner's drama, kid. And if you break my stick this time I'll shove it up your a$$."
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 11:13 AM
"You at the back! No slouching!"
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?
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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.
- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 01:24 PM
In his head: "Nananana, I did your mommy."
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 03:32 PM
OBI-WAN: "You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to bring balance to the Force! You were supposed to destroy the Sith! And on top of all that, you were supposed to take out the trash last night!"
Or...
FREDDIE MERCURY [off camera]: "There can be Obi-Wan!"
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 28 September 2005 - 06:05 PM
Palps: Do you think that I can win an award for my great perfomance?
Annie: Hell no. Not even a Razzie Award. I'm going to win that one.
Grievous: C'mon, SithAvenger. Just admit that you like me.
SithAvenger: No, get the hell out of my way!
Grievous: I totally rocked on the Clone Wars cartoon!
SithAvenger: But you totally sucked on Episode 3!
Grievous: C'mon! You had a pic of me as your avatar!
SithAvenger: I was young!
Grievous: You are young, you idiot!
This post has been edited by SithAvenger: 28 September 2005 - 06:12 PM
Sorry, you won't be seeing a smartass sig here. Try with the next poster.