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#46 Darth Player

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 12:42 AM

"The way your dad looked at it, this lightsaber was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this lightsaber up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the lightsaber. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. And that's the truth, from a certain point of view....."

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 01:02 AM

"man, obi wan looks hot with a beard..."

"Botox... Years off my face it will take... look older than 750 do I?"

VADER: "whatever you do, don't go outside, it's freezing... we're 50,000 feet in the air. That's how this rasberry popsicle got stuck to my hand!"

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 01:21 AM

"Should i really drink 8 gin-and-tonics before confronting general grevious?"

OBI WAN: "oooooooohhhhhhh"

ANIKAN: "that's right... i kept my metal hand in the bar fridge on the way here! BWah hahahah!!!!"

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#49 Helena

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 07:13 AM

"See, I told you mine was longer than yours."

"Last night? Heh... great party, that was."

The other movies should have their own caption competitions. I'm going to start one in the Episode 1 forum.

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

- J m HofMarN on the Sand People

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 09:23 AM

QUOTE (Darth Player @ Sep 23 2005, 01:42 AM)

"The way your dad looked at it, this lightsaber was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this lightsaber up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the lightsaber. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. And that's the truth, from a certain point of view....."

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Whoops, slipped up there.

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#51 Darth Player

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 11:39 AM

QUOTE (Darth Player @ Sep 23 2005, 12:42 AM)

"The way your dad looked at it, this lightsaber was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this lightsaber up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the lightsaber. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the lightsaber to you. And that's the truth, from a certain point of view....."

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#52 Lord Aquaman

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 02:57 PM

First of all Zatoichi, yes, "The Fugitive" and thanks. I don't get envied very often.

"Becoming something that never existed before I am... becoming I am... BrundleYoda..."

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

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Posted 25 September 2005 - 01:06 PM

Padme:
"My Mother always said 'never get romanticly involved with an 8 year old...' Did I listen???"

or....

"When you say 'burned', how much below the equator? Because i just might give birth to the twins, yes, twins, and lose the will to live...."

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 07:02 PM

"What do you mean, episode 3.5?"

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 07:48 PM

laughing to hard to think of something

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 26 September 2005 - 09:56 PM

Luke: I saw a city in the clouds, my friends were there...
Yoda: hmmm, the future it is you see...
Luke: leia was there,
Yoda: ahh yes, her birth i attended, obi too was there. delivered by robots she was. died giving birth her mother did.
Luke: chewbacca was there,
Yoda: oh yes, met him, i did, when attacked the clones did. good relations with him, i had.
Luke: C3P0 was there,
Yoda: hmmm, hung out with obiwan, antillies and I he did. back on the tantive when still new it was.
Luke: a bounty hunter was there also,
Yoda: hmmm, bobba fet he is, was there I was, when his fathers head, cut off by head of jedi order it was. around the survivours a perimiter create we did.
Luke: that's all quite a coincidence that you know eveyone...
Yoda: All a rich tapestry it is... hmmmm...