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#121 barend

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Posted 13 March 2006 - 08:30 PM

palpatine: "...then one night his apprentice killed him in his sleep, but not before tea bagging his forehead, which i think goes without saying..."

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 12:09 AM

Mace: "Now here's the game plan... I tell him we're here to escort him to the 'This is your life' special, then you stab him in the back. got it?"

"SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN, I DARE YOU!"

"Now THIS is what a sith lord should look like senator sith-man!"

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 12:19 AM

do you suffer from heart burn?

"hmmmm... so it be, jedi..."

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 09:56 AM

QUOTE (Jejef Thgaron @ Mar 13 2006, 04:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

DROID: I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is she's dead. I accidentally replaced her heart with a baked potato.

OBI-WAN: And the good news?

DROID: I just saved a ton of money on my speeder insurance by switching to Geico!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god stop. I cant take it anymore!

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 10:24 AM

MACE: Kit! Check out Palps! While he was asleep I gave him a Hitler!

KIT: What's a Hitler?

MACE: It's when you stick a finger in your brown eye and wipe a little mustache on someone's upper lip!

PALPATINE: Good god! What's that smell?

The hilarity ensues.

PALPATINE: The Sith have powers some people would find... unnatural.

ANAKIN: Like what?

PALPATINE: Like the ability to imitate the 'Turtle Guy' from Master of Disguise. Check it out! See? I'm the Turtle Guy, Turtle Guy! Am I not turtle-y enough to join the Turtle Club?

ANAKIN: Just promise me you'll never do an impersonation of Howard The Duck.

MACE: If you think the Hitler's bad, wait until you see the upper-decker I planted in the Senatorial restroom!

KIT: What's an upper-decker?

MACE: It's when you take a dump in the floater tank of the toilet! Nobody will know who did it for weeks because of the whole 'Shroud of the Dark Side' thing!

KIT: That's brilliant! How do you come up with these things? Teach me, Master Windu!

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 03:25 PM

I could have gone on fine for the rest of my life, never hearing that.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:17 PM

the 'hitler' is better known as a 'dirty sanches' or sometimes a 'shitler'

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:39 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 14 2006, 04:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

the 'hitler' is better known as a 'dirty sanches' or sometimes a 'shitler'

Ah, yes! Quite astute of you, young Padawan! Although the Dirty Sanchez is more of a 'handlebar' moustache, while the Hitler is just one quick swipe.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 08:06 PM

a 'handlebar' is much like the atomic wedgie... and would require both hands.
DS=one long stroke
the 'shitler'=one short stroke

...but as long as we're all clear on 'teabagging'

#130 Gobbler

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 01:20 AM

WHAT THE-!? You mean people are actually doing such things!?

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 09:45 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Mar 14 2006, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

a 'handlebar' is much like the atomic wedgie... and would require both hands.
DS=one long stroke
the 'shitler'=one short stroke
...but as long as we're all clear on 'teabagging'

But, of course... 'teabagging' is our specialty!

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Mar 15 2006, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

WHAT THE-!? You mean people are actually doing such things!?

Well... not 'those' things, but the 'Cleveland Steamer' and the 'Angry Dragon' are quite fun. They sure beat out a good 'Hot Carl' any day of the week. Wait a minute... you're from Germany, right? And you've never heard of these things?!?

#132 Gobbler

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 09:51 AM

Neva'. One Hitler was enough for us, no need to produce others, really.

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 11:15 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Mar 15 2006, 08:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Neva'. One Hitler was enough for us, no need to produce others, really.

I must concur.

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