[Reader]

everyone in the world likes the simpsons and has seen each episode many times. Most people i know constantly have at least one line stuck in their brain. Simply quote - do not explain your reason:


They's throwin' robots!
Shut up-a you face!
You ain't so big!
me and him are gonna whack you in the laBANza!!

[Heccubus]

"Hey, I hear there's a lunar eclipse tonight, maybe we should look up?"
"Nah, for me it's solar, or nothin'."

It's from a really bad episode (the one where Krusty finds his daughter), but I still laugh whenever I hear that.

[tanzanianchimp]

homer's mental image of flanders shaking his bum - "feels like im wearin nothin at all, nothin at all, nothin at all...."
homer - "stupid sexy flanders"

[looktothesky]

Dr. Nick is one of my favorites...

"The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy!"
"Well, see you in the operating place!"
"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing! --Until I jam this down your throat!"

[Heccubus]

I don't know why, but Homer doing the safety dance always kills me. "You can dance! You can dance! Everybody look at your pants!"

[Slade]

"Inflammable means flammable? What a country!"
"...And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
"Rakes, my arch nemisis..."
"My little buttercup..."
"Why would anyone want to touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from!"
"You must avenge my death Kimba - I mean Simba."
"Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? We do!"
"And Homer, if you feel like killing anyone on the way out, go for it. It'll really help me out."
"Beware, for this artifact carries a terrible curse." "That's bad." "But it comes with a free frogurt." "That's good!" "The frogurt is also cursed..." "That's bad." "But it comes with a free topping!" "That's good!" "The topping contains potassium benzoate... That's bad." "Can I go now?" <- That's Homer and the salesman that gives Homer the killer Krusty doll in one of the Treehouses of Horror. That's enough. I love that solar or nothing quote.

That is all.

[Reader]

"Beware, for this artifact carries a terrible curse." "That's bad." "But it comes with a free frogurt." "That's good!" "The frogurt is also cursed..." "That's bad." "But it comes with a free topping!" "That's good!" "The topping contains potassium benzoate... That's bad." "Can I go now?" <- That's Homer and the salesman that gives Homer the killer Krusty doll in one of the Treehouses of Horror.

Don't patronize us!! Seriously, don't.


"...and now cut the ribcage until it opens like a rusty drawbridge!" *sound FX*

fee free to correct me

[A Mighty Pirate]

Johnny Tight Lips...

"Hey Johnny, Did you see your mother when you went to sicily?"

"I saw alot of things....."

[Reader]

"Hello Guv'ner! Lube job while you wait?"
"Don't touch me."

[Slade]

I don't mean to be patronizing, but for a while I thought that exchange happened in the monkey paw episode, so I thought maybe someone else might have been confused as well. It's the same mysterious arabian stall owner methinks.

"Aww, it's OK, little dude! I had to repeat fourth grade twice, and now look at me! I drive the school bus!"
"If he's Duffman, then I really am Jesus!" <- BAD EPISODE! But the crazy guy jumped out of the window... Or was he?
"But I don't even believe in Jebus!"
"Hey Johnny, where're ya hurt?" "I ain't sayin' nothin."
Also:
"We've narrowed the snitch down to either Johnny Tight Lips or Jimmy the Squealer."
"Oh Mandy, you came and you gave me Bengay, but I put it away, oh Andy..."

This post has been edited by Slade: 18 February 2004 - 01:05 AM

[barend]

"why did you think a big white ballon would stop him?"
"shut up! that's why!!!"