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Actress's breasts cut in chainsaw accident
Thursday, February 12, 2004

Berlin, February 12: A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she has told a newspaper.

"It was the worst moment of my life. I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress, former porn star Sibylle Rauch, 43, told Bild newspaper.

The chainsaw operator, performance artist Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra.

"I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, southwest Germany, where Rauch was treated declined to give details of her injuries. "We are not authorised to comment on our patients," a spokesman said.


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And I thought I was clumsy unhooking those things!

[Jordan]

Thats not good, thats not good at all.

[Heccubus]

Ow.

[Supes]

And I thought I was clumsy unhooking those things!

It goes back to what Reader was saying in another topic area. If people were instructed properly in school how to unhook these things we would have these tragedies created by frustrated men who have to resort to this sort of activity to remove a woman's bra.

[Chefelf]

"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

[Despondent]

the week before I got married, a bud took me to see a group called the Impotent Sea Snakes. A rock band in drag, with avant garde circus acts. guy on stilts, the nurse putting syringe needles into her nipples, the "live sex on stage with a member of the audience," (sort of) and more! they're finale was "rock and roll all night." they had disney's alice in wonderland playing throughout the show on a dozen tv sets. but one act was a topless lady with a gas mask on, while a guy with a power grinder shot sparks off of her steel panties, to the beat of the music. soot all over her breasts. crazy!

I saw the article, thought it might be them.

[barend]

let jokes begin...
[the following may offend some]

1. that's taking a topless act to a new height

2. that's harsh extreem for a low cut top (my boss, just came upwith that one)

3. headline: porn star now has upgraded 'axe-wound' to 'chainsaw wound'
[only supes will get that one, i think]

4. actress leaves stage on "gut feeling"

5. stage performer finds cure for butterlies in the stomach!!!

i have to do some work now....

[Chefelf]

2. that's harsh extreem for a low cut top (my boss, just came upwith that one)

I need to get a job where you work.

[Supes]

3. headline: porn star now has upgraded 'axe-wound' to 'chainsaw wound'
[only supes will get that one, i think]

You're hurting me here barend!!!!

But damn it's good stuff.