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Some movies not to see

#1 ion eon

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Posted 13 August 2005 - 01:43 AM

1. Dukes of Hazzard
2. Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
3. Mona Lisa Smile
4. Herbie Fully Loaded
5. Catwoman

There you go 5 movies not to see.

OH NO!!!

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Posted 13 August 2005 - 01:44 PM

Man, I loved the HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy. You should replace that with Gigli or something.

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Posted 13 August 2005 - 02:19 PM

The gigli trilogy on dvd!!!!

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 01:03 PM

Yeah, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy was great. Not exactly like the book, with a few bad parts, but standing on it's own a pretty good movie. Especially the song with the dolphins. The last three Star Wars movies are the worst I've ever seen, though, besides Barney and Friends, which I somehow think wasn't intended for my age group.

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 07:31 PM

Don't forget Elektra. Or rather, do forget Elektra, as in don't bother with that piece of crap.

You know I'm hearing that Herbie: Fully Loaded is going to be the first Disney film to be released only on DVD without a VHS counterpart. It's a conspiracy to phase out the VCR as we know it!

Similarly, I hear Episode III won't be released on VHS, only DVD, but I guess that belongs in the Star Wars Fan Convention.

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 09:33 PM

if you get a chance to not see HGTTG, you should don't see it twice.

it's that worth not seeing!

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 11:40 AM

Remember Superman IV: The Quest for Peace?

UTTER SHIT.

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Posted 04 September 2005 - 05:31 PM

Star Wars Episode III

Aladdin: Return of Jafar

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Posted 04 September 2005 - 10:46 PM

-Kazaam

-Baby Geniuses

Most cheesiest movie I've ever seen.

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 04:13 PM

There is a worse movie than Baby Geniuses:
Baby Geniuses 2!!!

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 05:19 PM

Mirithorn, did you see the ENTIRE pt? Because I am under the impression you have only seen one movie.

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 05:19 PM

Mirithorn, did you see the ENTIRE pt? Because I am under the impression you have only seen one movie.

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 12:26 AM

the fast and the furious

2 fast 2 furious

torque

(i haven't seen them... but you can just tell by the posters really)

i'm pretty sure 'the pacifier' is shit too...

i mean how many times are we going to try the whole 'kindergarden cop' concept over and over...

it was funny once!!!

that's it!