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How to Increase gravity on an extreme level

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 08:23 PM

assumptions on preconceptions are awsome...

i love people at ATMs and banks who think i'm going to mug them when i'm wearing a suit in an YvesSaintLaurent coat and wearing Christine Dior aftershave...

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 08:35 PM

I presume you've discovered the secret to happiness.
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 09:05 PM

untill i actually snap and beat the living snot out of people on the bus and on the street fro being ignorant assholes whoes complaceny endorses the shitty state of the world in which we live, i don't think i'll ever truley be happy or at least unstressed enough to convince myself i'm happy.
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Posted 23 August 2005 - 11:27 PM

Has anyone here skydived? I don't know if that would increase gravity or not, but falling really appeals to me. As long as it's safe. I used to have falling dreams, but they never ended badly.

Like jumping off a cliff into a lake. Or a high-dive. The drop is "safe", but the moment of being suspended in nothingness is really cool. Yet the gravity isn't really felt- until hitting the water where the impact is increased on an extreme level.
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Posted 24 August 2005 - 10:54 PM

Alcohol and love tend to take the edge off of the shittyness of the world. As does doing something about it. With chopsticks!
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Posted 25 August 2005 - 12:04 AM

im going to start carrying chopsticks around.
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Posted 26 August 2005 - 12:12 AM

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 09:42 AM

If you want to increse gravity, you have to increse density. To do that you'd have to squeeze the entire planet until it's an eighty-quintillion-ton tiny ball, then do the same to all the other planets and mash them all together. The end result would be a large, superdense planet.
Don't believe me? Look at black holes. They're the leftovers of large stars after they become so dense they can't hold themselves together and implode into a megadense breadcrumb-sized bit of matter who's gravity is so strong light cannot escape it's surface.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 10:04 AM

Help, Smart people!
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 12:18 PM

HEY!! You can't look at black holes. If you look at a black hole, it'll suck your eyeballs out.

Edit: I keep chopsticks in my purse. You can never be too careful. Oh, and here is another reason to visit Treasureville...We have the worst Chinese food place on the planet. yup.

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Posted 06 September 2005 - 03:49 PM

But I like Chinese food crying.gif . Actually I like many different kinds of ethnic foods. So far I have found that nothing beats Italian. Life would be meaningless without pizza. And I'm talkin about the homemade kind. Pizza Hut is my staple in the Pizza department though.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 03:56 PM

I make a mean pizza!! I love Chinese food too. So much that I have never been confronted with food so bad that I couldn't eat it. Until recently. It's THAT bad.
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Posted 06 September 2005 - 06:53 PM

Stan: WRONG WRONG WRONG. It's not density, it's mass. Stars are made of gas and plasma (not dense elements or phases of matter), and they hold entire solar systems together.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 12:12 AM

Black holes and neutron stars are pretty damn dense - but their gravity is derived from the extraordinary mass in them - their density just allows them to pack all that gravity in a smaller space.
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Posted 07 September 2005 - 07:00 AM

*reads over physics book* crap, you're right... Earth is the densest planet, but Jupiter has the most gravity (second only to the sun of course).
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