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#4022
Gobbler 
- God damn it, Nappa.
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 11:46 AM
Looks like my minions will have something to do in the near future.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#4023
Slade
- Full of Bombs and/or Keys
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 02:17 PM
No matter what, we're going to attract the random idiots who like to spam and think that typing random vulgarities all over is entertaining. There's no way I'd ever pay to post on a message board. Leave the goons on SA. We just need to stomp down spammers as quickly as possible. Response team, go!
Or something.
Complaint: Rushing through CSS in my web design course and having it be the first thing we've actually been taught in three weeks of class really sucks. Also Macs.
Or something.
Complaint: Rushing through CSS in my web design course and having it be the first thing we've actually been taught in three weeks of class really sucks. Also Macs.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
#4024
Otal Nimrodi
- Miracle Ghost
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 02:25 PM
QUOTE (yukai_ondori @ Sep 21 2006, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmmm, sounds like a "Jedi Order" is going to form here soon. I claim green lightsaber.
Fine, but I get purple, because Mace Windu's awesome.
Or black, if we have it.
Want a Tarot reading?
PM me, we'll talk.
PM me, we'll talk.
#4025
Mirithorn
- Expert Misologist
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 03:47 PM
Complaint: Turns out a friend of mine got a girlfriend and didn't tell me because they were afraid I'd freak out. What's worse is that my immediate reaction to finally being told was to freak out. I've got to get less predictable.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#4026
Icey
- n00b
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 05:35 PM
Complaint: Haven't had a day off in half a year.
And I'm totally taking a white Lightsaber.
And I'm totally taking a white Lightsaber.
#4027
barend
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Posted 21 September 2006 - 08:53 PM
one of the people i work for just noticed a small clasp like handle missing from one of our cupbord doors.
he told us to "get an alan head screw driver and fix the handles back on before the doors start falling off"
...why does this person earn more money than me?
he told us to "get an alan head screw driver and fix the handles back on before the doors start falling off"
...why does this person earn more money than me?
This post has been edited by barend: 21 September 2006 - 08:53 PM
>>The Adventures of Heinrich Von Bastard<< (A Web Comic)
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Also: The Chefelf.com Lord of the Rings | RoBUTZ (a primative webcomic) | KOTOR 1 NPC profiles |
Music: HYPOID (industrial rock) | Spectrox Toxemia (Death Metal) | Cannibalingus (80s style thrash metal) | Wasabi Nose Bleed (Exp.Techno) | DeadfeeD (Exp.Ambient) |||(more to come)
#4028
Zatoichi
- Left Hand Man
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Posted 22 September 2006 - 01:02 AM
Complaint: congestion + general sickyness = totally sucks
When I fell asleep in lab today, I was found out because of snoring.
Picking lightsabre blades eh. I'll take blood red.
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What, was that a bad choice?
When I fell asleep in lab today, I was found out because of snoring.
Picking lightsabre blades eh. I'll take blood red.
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What, was that a bad choice?
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#4029
Gobbler
- God damn it, Nappa.
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Posted 22 September 2006 - 01:44 AM
I don't care about the colour, just send me fivehundred of them so my minions can start practicing.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#4030
SimeSublime
- Monkey Proof
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Posted 22 September 2006 - 02:54 AM
Hot pink it is then, Gobbler.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#4031
Gobbler
- God damn it, Nappa.
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Posted 22 September 2006 - 02:59 AM
Yay!
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#4032
Gobbler
- God damn it, Nappa.
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Posted 22 September 2006 - 09:40 AM
Complaint:
GRARGH!
Why the fuck must I be the one who's trapped in a goddamn country where absolutely nobody listens to what you've got to say, even if it's in their frikkin' mothertongue? I'm not the Riddler, I speak complete and comprehensible sentences, so why the fuck do I always have to hear someone asking "Ist A wirklich gleich B?" (Translation: "Does A really equal B?") when I've just told them "Ja verflucht, A ist gleich B, Du räudiger Sohn einer Hündin und jetzt mach das Du mir aus den Augen kommst, sonst werde ich dich und deine ganze verdammte Familie bis in die zwanzigste Generation und womöglich noch weit darüber hinaus verfolgen, Bastard! Und glaub ja nicht, dass ich deinen Goldfisch verschonen werde!" (Translation: "Yes, A equals B.")?
GOBBLER-SMASH!
GRARGH!
Why the fuck must I be the one who's trapped in a goddamn country where absolutely nobody listens to what you've got to say, even if it's in their frikkin' mothertongue? I'm not the Riddler, I speak complete and comprehensible sentences, so why the fuck do I always have to hear someone asking "Ist A wirklich gleich B?" (Translation: "Does A really equal B?") when I've just told them "Ja verflucht, A ist gleich B, Du räudiger Sohn einer Hündin und jetzt mach das Du mir aus den Augen kommst, sonst werde ich dich und deine ganze verdammte Familie bis in die zwanzigste Generation und womöglich noch weit darüber hinaus verfolgen, Bastard! Und glaub ja nicht, dass ich deinen Goldfisch verschonen werde!" (Translation: "Yes, A equals B.")? GOBBLER-SMASH!
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#4033
Sailor Abbey
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Posted 22 September 2006 - 10:44 AM
I will listen to you any time Gobbler.
Complaint: I got a wicked earache yesterday afternoon and now I cant turn my head in either direction without excruciating pain shooting through my eustachian tubes, into my head and down my neck. How shitty is that. I hope I’m not getting spinal meningitis or something. God I’m paranoid.
This post has been edited by Sailor Abbey: 22 September 2006 - 10:45 AM
#4034
Grinov
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 04:12 AM
Complaint: http://news.bbc.co.u...ent/5369748.stm
No, I don’t think he would.
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"I believe in my heart that if Jesus were alive today he would be doing the same thing,"
No, I don’t think he would.
#4035
Wayne
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Posted 23 September 2006 - 06:03 AM
Thats funny, but its no worse than Politicians advocating policies in his name, and then turning their backs on policies that Jesus actually WOULD have approved of. In fact, I on't think its anywhere near that bad.
And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!