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Just take it as a compilment. I'm constantly told that I look younger then I am. Feel inadequate at times, but I figure it will pay off in the long run.
Thecomplaining thread. For depression.
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 11:10 AM
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 11:46 AM
You'll look positively 40 when you're 70! 
Emu: I love the beard.
DS: Pickup lines are not manipulation, they're just comments/compliments that one says to another to express appreciation and potential romantic/physical interest.
Otal: Where did you purchase your hat from, and how much was it? I often find myself unable to find any real hat stores anymore.
Complaint: I thought I was being healthy by having more fruit in my diet, but nobody told me that bananas stop you up.
My body's been weird in recovering from 2 bananas a day for weeks.
Complaint 2: There aren't good hat stores around; only crappy baseball cap selling places.
Oh, and Spoon, you can have my cooky any time.
Emu: I love the beard.
DS: Pickup lines are not manipulation, they're just comments/compliments that one says to another to express appreciation and potential romantic/physical interest.
Otal: Where did you purchase your hat from, and how much was it? I often find myself unable to find any real hat stores anymore.
Complaint: I thought I was being healthy by having more fruit in my diet, but nobody told me that bananas stop you up.
My body's been weird in recovering from 2 bananas a day for weeks.Complaint 2: There aren't good hat stores around; only crappy baseball cap selling places.
Oh, and Spoon, you can have my cooky any time.
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 02:26 PM
QUOTE (Emu @ Jul 13 2006, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Deepsycher - no, I'm about 5'4" or 5'5" I think, I was actually taller than the nurse who told me I looked twelve; I don't think it's my height, I think it's more of my facial features resembling those of a younger person. or something.
The fact that my maturity level is also approximately that of a five-year-old may have contributed as well.
The fact that my maturity level is also approximately that of a five-year-old may have contributed as well.
Oh for physical looks. In that case I may only know when I see you.
QUOTE (Slade @ Jul 13 2006, 11:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
DS: Pickup lines are not manipulation, they're just comments/compliments that one says to another to express appreciation and potential romantic/physical interest.
Complaint: I thought I was being healthy by having more fruit in my diet, but nobody told me that bananas stop you up. My body's been weird in recovering from 2 bananas a day for weeks.
Complaint 2: There aren't good hat stores around; only crappy baseball cap selling places.
Complaint: I thought I was being healthy by having more fruit in my diet, but nobody told me that bananas stop you up.
My body's been weird in recovering from 2 bananas a day for weeks.Complaint 2: There aren't good hat stores around; only crappy baseball cap selling places.
Sorry I did not know who that line was for until now seeing where cookie was said. It seemed to me like a two sided statement at first.
A long time ago someone did say to me that bananas were fattening and criticised my weight but I said in return to her that she had a peachy bum. Hypocritically she was fatter than me.
What do you think of jelly?
(I mean jelly with real fruits.)
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 13 July 2006 - 02:32 PM
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 10:01 PM
So you mean jam then? I'm not a fan, too sweet. I have to spread it really thin. Which is odd, I usually love sweet things.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 10:06 PM
Yes with strawberries or orange juice.
A good combination I tried is raspberries and strawberries or oranges and tangerines. I felt like I could eat a whole bowl at first.
A good combination I tried is raspberries and strawberries or oranges and tangerines. I felt like I could eat a whole bowl at first.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 13 July 2006 - 10:07 PM
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 10:33 PM
Complaint: The injuries that go along with fighting with practice swords (We swing really hard)
I cannot recall taking a single shot to the neck, yet when I woke up this morning it hurt like you wouldn't believe. It's been hurting all day long. There are also other injuries and very sore muscles, but the amount of fun had more than makes up for it.
I cannot recall taking a single shot to the neck, yet when I woke up this morning it hurt like you wouldn't believe. It's been hurting all day long. There are also other injuries and very sore muscles, but the amount of fun had more than makes up for it.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
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Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 09:28 AM
Complaint: I have, but I always ended up holding the sword the wrong way around. 
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 02:50 PM
Complaint: Looking over his notes and commenting that we weren't going fast enough (to a "WHAT?!" by the entire class) my chemistry teacher announced that there will be a test Tuesday on different atomic models we have never looked at before which are unfortunately complicated and mathematical- that's about seventy pages of reading it a textbook that is designed with the assumption that the reader knows calculus. Which I don't. Plus lots of names and dates.
I am either going to not show up to summer school ever again, or stab someone to death with my pencil. I haven't decided which yet.
I am either going to not show up to summer school ever again, or stab someone to death with my pencil. I haven't decided which yet.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 03:00 PM
Stabby stabby! 
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 04:49 PM
Yes! Stab someone!
Preferably your brother.
Preferably your brother.
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Posted 14 July 2006 - 05:19 PM
QUOTE (Gobbler @ Jul 14 2006, 10:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Complaint: I have, but I always ended up holding the sword the wrong way around.
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Posted 15 July 2006 - 03:18 AM
Ehhhh-no, no, not quite.
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Posted 15 July 2006 - 10:58 PM
I see that some people are taught to handle scizzors by the blades so they don't stab anybody else.
After eating this entire unhealthy box of chocolates it has made me think to realize and feel:
Birthday parties - I think I am going to cancel mine this time. Pointless, people just come round to enjoy themselves everytime and the fact that I am getting older or even younger serves no meaning to them in the first place.
What does serve meaning is the food and external enjoyment. Nope this year they either come round to help me out with trying to get my equipment working which I got for free and I'll grant them some quality food or I am not interested. Unless they can contribute something interesting that helps, that contribution I am asking for is free and doesn't cost anything.
Everytime it seems that one or two people get the enjoyment by exxagerating to others how perfect things are. This is an insult to proclaim my birthdhay of the year on someone else's benefit with false ideas. If they want such a party they should do it on another time than now and not use me as a decoration to it.
Otherwise I'll just keep the cake to myself and I know it is good because it is going to be a hand made knowing what goes into it.
The good thing is with less people: The lesser the man the bigger the share.
After eating this entire unhealthy box of chocolates it has made me think to realize and feel:
Birthday parties - I think I am going to cancel mine this time. Pointless, people just come round to enjoy themselves everytime and the fact that I am getting older or even younger serves no meaning to them in the first place.
What does serve meaning is the food and external enjoyment. Nope this year they either come round to help me out with trying to get my equipment working which I got for free and I'll grant them some quality food or I am not interested. Unless they can contribute something interesting that helps, that contribution I am asking for is free and doesn't cost anything.
Everytime it seems that one or two people get the enjoyment by exxagerating to others how perfect things are. This is an insult to proclaim my birthdhay of the year on someone else's benefit with false ideas. If they want such a party they should do it on another time than now and not use me as a decoration to it.
Otherwise I'll just keep the cake to myself and I know it is good because it is going to be a hand made knowing what goes into it.
The good thing is with less people: The lesser the man the bigger the share.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 15 July 2006 - 11:19 PM
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Posted 16 July 2006 - 08:20 PM
QUOTE (Slade @ Jul 14 2006, 09:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Complaint: I've never gotten to swordfight.
i got stabbed in a fork fight with a biker, right into the base of the thumb...
you know... now that i think about it, after i pulled it out i don't he even changed it when his pancakes got there...
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