Complaint 2: Guys aren't freaked out / turned off by someone liking them?!? How come this is the first time I am hearing this?!
Complaint 3: Looks like I've taken this conversation back a few steps as well.
Complaint 4: There is no brownie cheesecake within my range of sight.
C1: yeah, that conversation just sort of exploded there...
C2: because cosmo and dolly and whatnot like to give women false info about men to prevent you scoring one so you'll spend more time buying things
C3: yes, but that's okay.
C4: last page...
so your cold, wet, naked, and shaking...
mmm