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would a parallel killer be able to murder numerous people at once?
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 04:45 PM
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 04:54 PM
Yes for example by gassing them or in other words by subjecting the targets to the same treatment when possible.
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 05:13 PM
Hmm... Who uses more rusty spoons?
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 07:24 PM
probably the parallel killer. the serial killer could just keep the spoon that he or she used on the first victim and use it on subsequent victims, whereas the parallel killer would need multiple spoons for simultaneous murders.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 07:44 PM
Ah... I suppose you're right...
So... Parallel parker?
So... Parallel parker?
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 07:48 PM
I did not mean for spoons but for that I could heat those up, tie the targets and disembowl them in parallel but may take more effort.
Recently some ongoing thoughts from a long time ago have reason to defect my social views on people. Why? Because I think of them as wrinkles and skeleton to how they look, which will eventually happen to everybody. The problem is it never seems to go away.
Recently some ongoing thoughts from a long time ago have reason to defect my social views on people. Why? Because I think of them as wrinkles and skeleton to how they look, which will eventually happen to everybody. The problem is it never seems to go away.
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 10:32 PM
Complaint- Its been a slow 3 months and I cant find anything to write about, Ive resorted to ranting about and insulting National and Religius Majorities... 
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Posted 31 May 2006 - 01:48 AM
QUOTE (Gobbler @ May 31 2006, 04:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I... I'm afraid that can't really add something to the discussion. I usually let my henchmen and minions take care of matters that lead to disemboweling others, don't know exactly which method they're using, I always stop listening to them when I hear them saying something about "Jalapeño", "three tons of Sambal Oelek" and "pure Capsaicin".
I have to agree. I leave all my disemboweling up to your minions and henchmen as well
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Posted 31 May 2006 - 01:57 AM
all editions of printed novels should be released at once 
hardcover, paperback (format a), paperback (format
, mass market paperback, CD-Audio as read by's, DLable pdf's, etc.
it's bad enough i have to wait for people to finish writing their damn books, but waiting a year to buy a book that's already out is just mean.
or havening to buy a book that isa different size to your currant edditions so as to mess up your otherwise almost neat bookshelf arrangement is just bloody stupid
hardcover, paperback (format a), paperback (format
, mass market paperback, CD-Audio as read by's, DLable pdf's, etc.it's bad enough i have to wait for people to finish writing their damn books, but waiting a year to buy a book that's already out is just mean.
or havening to buy a book that isa different size to your currant edditions so as to mess up your otherwise almost neat bookshelf arrangement is just bloody stupid
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Posted 31 May 2006 - 04:42 PM
Which is why I keep all of my favorite books on the bookcase in my room, and all of my matching books in the living room. 
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Posted 31 May 2006 - 04:54 PM
.I don't wear shoes that are likely to break.
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Posted 31 May 2006 - 04:58 PM
I can't help it I LOVE SHOES....... (insert obsessed shoe addict smiley) 
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
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Posted 31 May 2006 - 06:34 PM
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Posted 31 May 2006 - 07:13 PM
duct tape, I say. duct tape.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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