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Thecomplaining thread. For depression.

#1951 Deepsycher

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 06:13 PM

Only just realized, is that for me: Lost cause?
What do you mean by lost cause?

I now see when you mention "I even used red letters" with the word Lame.

I thought the joke was called "lame joke" because of the size of the snake against the spider. But I question the type of snake and spider.

#1952 Gobbler

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 06:16 PM

Must...

... stay...

... calm...

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#1953 Deepsycher

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 06:25 PM

Must stay calm?
Well of course less energy is saved from frustration.
Some people do use it for their oppression though.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 15 February 2006 - 06:26 PM

#1954 Sailor Abbey

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 07:15 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Feb 15 2006, 05:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Am I the only one who actually likes mice? Don't kill them, catch them! Make them pets!

They are cute. Rats make better pets though.

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#1955 Despondent

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 07:16 PM

I needed to vent. Once had a bird feeder which was very popular with squirrels and, shudder, rats. Ended that.

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#1956 Deepsycher

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 07:47 PM

QUOTE (Despondent @ Feb 15 2006, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

My car dealer tells me last week, that the car I want is in the states and can be here by next week (this weekend). So last weekend I go to CarMax to get a quote on what they'll pay me for my old acura. Good for 7 days/300 miles.

Well, my new car may not be here (Atlanta actually, 3 hour drive) for ANOTHER 2-4 weeks. As my white car may die at any time ($1400 repairs just last October).

I've got my $$ together, but the bank is being an ASS and I can't touch my money for 2-3 weeks.

That is misleading for claiming that the car will be there this weekend, did you pay for the new car before they said 2-4 weeks?

I thought the purposes of banks are to store savings when needed, unless they too have a habit of making money on your savings, putting their customer’s importance last.

#1957 barend

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:06 PM

QUOTE (COBNAT @ Feb 15 2006, 04:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Im sorry but I just have to add this... its a guy that has slept on his stomach all night!

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#1958 Deepsycher

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:13 PM

Looks to me like a one way road with a missile passing and also an airplane track with the dots.

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#1959 barend

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:13 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Feb 15 2006, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I thought the joke was called "lame joke" because of the size of the snake against the spider. But I question the type of snake and spider.

Yikes...
such unfamiliarity with the infamous trouser snake...

stare at the picture above until you get it, please.

#1960 Deepsycher

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:21 PM

Stared at a picture, okay so you are implying that the missile is a snake. I do not own a snake to begin with but unusually who would want to keep a snake in their trousers?

Sounds like a trick that is performed in a circus.

#1961 barend

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:35 PM

or in parks...

#1962 SimeSublime

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:37 PM

It's not a literal snake. Look at the picture. There's no runway or missile or road. The picture is of a thin man who slept on his chest. Think about it.

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#1963 Deepsycher

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:43 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Feb 15 2006, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It's not a literal snake. Look at the picture. There's no runway or missile or road. The picture is of a thin man who slept on his chest. Think about it.

Crazy understood idea in another style: Unless you mean associated by the man sleeping on the side. Associating the line to the snake (even though not always straight), connecting the line as a pregnancy stimulator? But those object are internal not external.

Still I do not see the joke in a meaningful purpose as a snake is a creature that is not a part of people even though trying to compare to a body part. Perhaps that is one structure of a joke.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 15 February 2006 - 08:52 PM

#1964 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:47 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Feb 15 2006, 08:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Looks to me like a one way road with a missile passing and also an airplane track with the dots.

God, you're clueless aren't you Dee?

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#1965 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 08:51 PM

Anyone else just want to bash their head into a wall repeatedly after reading all that?

Check out my crappy drawings!

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