[floppydisk]

Okay I felt that we needed a topic about all the wierd shit that you see in online games. Because of the nature of getting a bunch of nerds together on one server, you tend to see some pretty wierd shit online. People find ways to do things that aren't meant to be done, and find lots of tricks to be really good.

So far, the wierdiest thing I've seen in in Half Life 2 DM. This kid on my team had barricaded himself inside an air vent, with trip mines covering both entrances. He was just sitting there. I broke open the vent, and apparently, he didn't like that. He kept yelling at me to put it back, so naturally, I tossed a grenade in the vent. He couldn't get out cause of the trip mines. KABOOM! I don't know what he was doing, but when he respawned, he came after me with his SMG. Of course, I was on his team, so standing there at point blank range, firing, did nothing to me. I kept whacking him in the face with my crowbar. Then he got sour and decided to respawn on the other team, and I totallk owned him. It was funny.

I also got a triple kill with a warthog on Halo. I came over a jump in Blood Gulch and landed on two guys, and skidded over a third.

[SimeSublime]

I don't play multiplayer games often, but I remember getting the Quad Kill award in Goldeneye, in a no explosives match, before. That was odd.

[barend]

BATTLEFIELD 1941:

after crashing a plane into a bunker entrance and jumping out just before impact so i could watch the dude die, i jumped straight into an enemy jeep and drove it into the back of a tank as an encore, also jumping out of the jeep so i'd survive to watch the tank blow up, which blew up, went into the air and landed on me, killing me.

HALO:

too numerous to mention, but i once respawned into a sniper bullet headed for someone else. i felt like a presidential body guard.

GTA: SAN ANDREAS:

(Two player mode)
there are points in the game when you can pick up your girlfriend and have contolled by player 2. there are a few spots, but the hillbilly town allows you to choose a country girl, a cowgirl, a redneck, a farmer, a county sherif, and some shaved head shirtless malkavian looking hillbilly.

if you hold the left trigger while close you can embrace and kiss the girl... but it works with all the others...

there's something really funny about a big muscley black guy kissing a a crazy skinny looking hillbilly.

[barend]

also scaring the fuck out everyone in Diablo 2, by reserecting and army of cows from the cow level using the 'revive' necromancer skill and bringing them back into town...

everyone paniced, it was great...

[floppydisk]

After trying for an hour to play C&C Generals online, and playing only one game, I can safely say that I'm not going to ever do that again.

Plus, I found something great in the previously mentioned game. You know how they have those filters that block cuss words? I tried to type in "saddam", and it filtered it! It was hilarous!

[SimeSublime]

also scaring the fuck out everyone in Diablo 2, by reserecting and army of cows from the cow level using the 'revive' necromancer skill and bringing them back into town...

everyone paniced, it was great...

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That's just brilliant.

[floppydisk]

I just saw the warthog jump video. It was pretty awesome.

Unfortunately, the sequel sucked.

[Kirby]

Me and my friends were bored one day so we took out our old copy of Halo 1 and re-enactided one of the Red vs Blue episodes.

[floppydisk]

I just encountered a hacker in HL2 DM. He sucked, and he wouldn't leave. Here's a transcript of our conversation.

floppydisk: Hey ADMINS, kick Orion, he's a retard hacker.
ADMIN: Uhhhh, we can't do that.
floppydisk: What do you mean, you can't?
ADMIN: HIS HACKS ARE TOO MUCH! THEY'RE OVERLOADIN' THE SYSTEM! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
Orion: Cheating is fun!
floppydisk: You suck, Orion.
Orion: Come on guys, this is fun.
floppydisk: Come on Orion, YOU'RE GAY!

And sure enough, he crashed the server, leading to a hard lock from which I had to manually reboot the system.

[Slade]

Video game hackers are the second lowest lifeforms on the Internet, next to brain-dead AOLers who cnt spl nethng lolz!!!!11

Edit: RvB is about the only good thing to come out of Halo.

I've seen my friend do some wierd things in older versions of Day of Defeat, like throwing grenades into corners and having them explode and kill everyone on the map.

In Sonic 3, I can get a time of under ten seconds on the Balloon park map using Tails by going through a wall. Really pissed off people I was racing.

See any game of Counter Strike Source. Ex: A person runs at you from across a map and jumps and his first shot of a machine gun hits you in the head, but you can't hit him at point blank range with a slow fire pistol while he's standing still.

Oh, and in Smash Bros. Melee, you can sometimes fall through the entire Brinstar Depths level while it's rotating. Not cool at all.

This post has been edited by Slade: 22 July 2005 - 01:26 AM

[floppydisk]

I love CS:S. It's my new addiction.

I was on one map where this Dory kid found a glitch where she could get under the map and hide there.

Also, the de_dust map is amazing.

[Slade]

Dust is horribly unbalanced and always ends up as a deathmatch because the objectives are impossible to carry out with more than two people per team.

[floppydisk]

That's why I like it. There's nothing wrong with deathmatch.

Just yesterday I was going to capture a flag in BF2. I ran over three guys, then jumped out of the car and blew up a buggy with two guys in it. Then I got killed by artillery fire.