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Steal the precious. What do you think?

#61 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 09:57 PM

I bluff that you didn't get the real one, and then make a diplomacy check so you give me the real one.

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#62 barend

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 01:54 AM

angry that you gave me the faulse one (as you openly convince me so) i remove your head and make baloon animals with your small intestines and leave the "false" ring on your dead body.

i go looking elsewhere...

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#63 Girdag Fireskull

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 03:09 AM

I take the real ring off the corpse, then give it to the person I like the least in the world, tell them its worth a LOT of money, and stay well back to watch the fun.

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 09:13 AM

I lock the door to the bathroom, and when you're person has to go, I convince him to give me the ring for a trip to the bathroom. Then he dies because of the hand grenade I left under the toilet.

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#65 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 05:51 PM

Having been brought to life in the body of Gary Hobson, I read in tomorrow's newspaper that you're going to die. I go where you're going to die, and don't save you. I then take the ring.

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:04 PM

I swat you with tomorrow's rolled-up newspaper until you relent and give me the precious.

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#67 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:17 PM

I act confused, then I take back the newspaper. And the precious. Then I bitch about my life.

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#68 barend

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:56 PM

while you're busy bitching i slip the ring off and drop it in mount doom.

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#69 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 07:13 PM

The ring lands on a conveniently placed rock, and I rescue it. (ha!)

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#70 barend

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 07:28 PM

i kick both of you back in!

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#71 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 08:14 PM

Fortunately, I manage to catch the ring, and throw the ring to a plateau on the other side, where Barend can't get it.

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 08:27 PM

Well, I was in the plateu on the other side so I grab the ring and go with my spacehip to Uranus. (No pun intended).

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#73 barend

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 09:20 PM

firstly barend can get everywhere!!!

secondly, i retrieve the ring from uranus, wash my hands and return to earth!

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#74 floppydisk

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 09:37 PM

I shoot you, put the ring in Uranus, and bury you for safekeeping.

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