[Coco]

I have Nightcrawler teleport me into the room. Once inside I kick you in the groin. Then just for fun, I kick Nightcrawler in the groin. Then I take the precious and happily walk away.

Comic book characters referenced: 3
Blows to the groin: 474
Happy people: 6

[floppydisk]

You didn't see the trip mines that I placed on the outside of the door, and well.... it's not pretty. I find the precious in that mess, and just for fun I run back in the room and kick Girdag in the groin also.

Trip mines used: 5
People blwon to bits: 1
Blows to the groin: 475

[Girdag Fireskull]

I rugby tackle you after the kick, and then take the precious, before nursing my groin.

groins nursed: 1

[barend]

a thousand years later i turn out to be an archiologist and find the precious in a dig and pry it from your fosilized fingers with an excavating hammer.

excavations 1:

[floppydisk]

Unfortunately, you're on Mars at the UAC facility just before the demon outbreak, and I'm the marine with all the guns.

I take the ring from your lifeless, demon infested body.

Doom references: 1
Demons killed: 396

[Coco]

Well, since you brought this up... it seems like another perfect time for my BFG!
I take the precious from your remains and make my way through the demons to a spaceship, which I use to escape the infested planet.

BFG shots fired: 2
People blown to bits: 4
Demons killed: 621

[Chyld]

Me and my gang of space-ninjas board your ship, and pin you to the wall in a flurry of nifty shruikens. We then relocate to the ninja fortress on the Moon.

Space Ninjas used in ambush: 10
Nifty Shruikens utilised: 5 (one per limb, and one narrowly skimming someones hair)
Secret Ninja Fortresses on the Moon: 1, plus guest suite

This post has been edited by Chyld: 15 July 2005 - 06:20 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

I discuss the finer points of Sci-Fi friday shows till you just give up and die of exasperation.

Poorly acted TV shows referenced: 4
People bored to death: 1

[SithAvenger]

I wake up saying ''Where the f**k am I?'' and then I kick Otal in the groin 666 times. I steal the precious and go to Smeagol's house to steal his precious.

Blows to the groin: 1141
Rings in my possesion: 2

[Otal Nimrodi]

I say "Ow, Button was copped by a car", and run away into a sea of confusedd faces after stealing the precious.

[barend]

the first one of those faces is me, it comes at you fast as i head-butt you! needless to say, i take the ring, and your wallet.

teeth swallowed 6.5

[Otal Nimrodi]

I get up, get in a taxi, and yell "Follow that Vampsmashersmasher!" When the driver fails to respond, I get out, shoot you with a BFG, and take the ring, and your wallet.

BFG shots fired:3
People blown to bits:5

[floppydisk]

Later you see me, and accidentally overload your BFG. The cleanup isn't pretty, but I do get the ring and the BFG.

BFG shots: 4
Accidents: 1

[Coco]

After all those shots and overloads, your BFG has no more charges. Since I still have mine, you "agree" to give the precious to me... along with your pants.

Extorsions: 3
Number of pants in my personal collection: 1

[barend]

i just ask you for it...
for some reason, you just give it to me...

succesfull charisma rolls: 1