[Otal Nimrodi]

I shout "Ring" and orb the ring off your finger. I then hide it in the book of shadows.

Poorly acted TV shows referenced: 1
Magic powers stolen and used: 1

[SithAvenger]

I simply open the book of shadows and steal the ring.

Books opened: 1
Times the ring has been stolen: 31

[Icey]

I open up a book at random and beat SithAvenger to death with it. I then take the ring and melt it into tooth filling, which I give to the Almighty Chefelf.

Rings melted: 1
Books opened: 2

[Slade]

I disguise myself as a waiter when ChefElf takes Jen out to a fancy restaurant and slip in a special food developed by Dr. Connors that makes Chef's teeth rot. I then route his dentist calls to myself, hidden in an unmarked van full of lots of useless computer-type equipment. I schdule an appointment with him at a seedy vacant building and when he arrives and sits at the dentist's chair, I gas him, take his gold tooth, and a kidney for good measure. Then I leave him there and then have Superman fly the tooth backwards around the earth until it becomes The Precious again. When he lands and gives it to me, I realize I've wasted my time on a silly magic ring, so I throw it into the trash because I'm better than that. Then I kick Icey in the groin because somebody needed it.

Crazy-ass-plans implimented: 1
Comic book characters referenced: 2
Movie cliches bogarted: 3
Disguises used: 1
Internal organs stolen: 1
Times been pretentious: 1
Unhappy people: 2
Shots to the groin: 3

[Girdag Fireskull]

I take the ring out of the trash. Duh.

Trash rooted through - 5 cans

[floppydisk]

Unfortunately, my attack hedgehog loves trash, so he eats you and I get hte precious.

Attack hedgehogs sicced: 2
people eaten: 1

[Otal Nimrodi]

I bribe your attack hedgehog to eat you.

Attack hedgehogs sicced:3
Attack hedgehogs bribed:1
People eaten: 2

[Icey]

I just take the ring without bullshit.

Simple solutions 1

[Otal Nimrodi]

Since you didn't bother to protect it, I take it back, and hide it where you'll never find it.

Simple Solutions: 2

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 14 July 2005 - 07:18 PM

[SithAvenger]

Then I read your mind to know where you hide it. Then I steal the precious and go to Mars to protect the ring.

Minds read: 1
Trips to Mars: 1

[barend]

funnily enough, as soon as you step on to mars, i'm there and i beat you to death with the lifless semi corps of QUATO (former-resistance leader on mars)

needless to say i take the ring form you cold and in urgent need of medical attention hand....

i piss of to pluto and sit sleeping at a desk with a mallet nearby waiting for the inevitable...

mutant beatings: 1
mutants torn from marshal bells chest: 1
interplanitary ambushes: 1

[Girdag Fireskull]

I use the Half-Life 2 gravity gun to pull Pluto towards Earth, then hit it with a nuke. I then use a super-powered metal detector and the gravity gun together to find the precious. Then I eat it.

gravity gun usages: 2
planets nuked: 1
preciouses eaten: 1

[Icey]

I repatedly kick you in the groin untill the precious comes out, with an unnaturally large amount of blood. I mock you, fly to Mars and reattach the ring to SithAvenger's hand, just so I can watch someone mutilate his mangled body.

Blows to the groin (replaces shots): 472
Trips to Mars: 2
Passing the Precious on: 2

[Otal Nimrodi]

Ialso go to mars,and kick all present except myself in the groin. I then proceed to knock out SithAvenger, and steal the precious.

SithAvengers rendered unconscious:5
Trips to Mars: 3

[Girdag Fireskull]

I nuke Mars as well, and spent DAYS trawling though the rubble before finding the precious. I then go and sit in a very small, nuke-proof room, and point a machine gun at the door.

planets nuked: 2