[Otal Nimrodi]

The point of the game is to steal the precious (the one ring), and give a count. An example would be Chefelf's "severed hand count". What one does is one describes how one steals the precious. The great thing about this game is that n00bs wont come here. One can't do it in just a few words. I hope.

I have the precious, by the way. And start!

(If I screwed anything up, Mirithorn. Tell me, and I will ignore you)

[SithAvenger]

Okay, I shoot you in the nuts and steal the Precious. Then I hide in a bunker.

Nuts shot: 1

This post has been edited by SithAvenger: 11 July 2005 - 08:35 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

I sneak into his bunker, and hide behind him. I then knock him unconcious in revenge. I proceed to steal the precious.

Unconcious SithAvengers: 1/1

[SithAvenger]

My robo-killer shoots you a sleeping dart and then steals the precious for me.

Robo-killers unleashed: 1

[Icey]

Icey jumps in through your window, smashing the robokiller to smithereens and using his gun to shoot you in the nuts, rendering Sith Avenger unconscious. Then I steal the precious.

Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2

[SithAvenger]

Well, God didn't want me in heaven so he revived me. Then I planted a granade in your house, killed you and stole the precious.

Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
Houses blown up:1

[Coco]

Then I guess Ï'll just let an anvil fall on your head. Then I take the precious. And just in case, I will swallow it.


Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1

[SithAvenger]

Well the anvil didn't kill me so I stab you until you vomit the precious. When you vomit it, I steal the precious.

Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1

[floppydisk]

I sic my attack hedgehog on you, and use a sanitary napkin to wipe off the precious.

(I think it's a good Idea for everyone to have a complete list of the actions at the bottom of thier post so that people don't have to sift through twenty pages to find all the actions.)


Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Attack hedgehogs sicced: 1
Sanitary napkins used: 1

[SithAvenger]

The puppy of doom bites the hand where you have the irng, steals it and then he gives the ring to me.

Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Attack hedgehogs sicced: 1
Sanitary napkins used: 1
Hands bitten: 1

[Coco]

Well, I still have my BFG, remember?
Thanks for the precious, by the way. I took it from one of your remaining pieces.

Robo Killers destroyed: 1
shots to the groin: 2
Sith Avengers rendered unconscious: 2
houses blown up: 1
smashed heads: 1
People stabbed: 1
Attack hedgehogs sicced: 1
Sanitary napkins used: 1
Hands bitten: 1
BFG shots fired: 1
Sith Avengers blown to bits: 1

(something tells me this list will be very long in no time...)

[barend]

catching an unusually large south-bound trout in a nearby river i notice the commotion and seeing the precious renders Coco unconscious with an uppercut to the jaw with the huge fish. I take the ring and allow it to enlarge to a suitiable "cock-ring" size to, as gandalf would say,: keep it safe!!!

who wants to steel it now

people knocked out by large south-bound trout uppercut: 1

[Otal Nimrodi]

I feed you a grenade, causing you to blow up. I then shrink the ring and wash it off with gloves on.

Groins not touched: All

[SithAvenger]

Well I simply hit you and steal the ring after using the Big-a-nator to return it to its original side. Then I hide the ring in a mine field.

Times the Big-a-nator has been used: 1

[Kirby]

I go off to the pet shop to buy a million hamsters and set them loose on the mine feild. After all the pretty esplosions, I use my metal detector to find the damned thing among all the debries. Suck it.

Times the Big-a-nator has been used: 1
Hamsters bought: 1,000,000,000
Minefeilds disarmed: 1
Number of peta activist pissed off: Who cares?