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#31 Reader

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 11:42 PM

We wouldn't even have to worry about this if only they taught this stuff in schools.

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#32 Supes

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 12:20 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 11 2004, 11:23 PM)

oooh CRAP!!! :angry:

My Genius intellect is foiled by my stupidity again!!!

D'OH!

It's a gradual thing though. You don't just throw an Evil empire together overnight. It takes time to understand the nuances of your allies. It'll happen though, I'm supremely confident about it.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 04:37 AM

I call Dictator-for-life on Team Evil.

How can SUPERMAN be on Team Evil?

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#34 Supes

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:56 AM

QUOTE (A Mighty Pirate @ Feb 12 2004, 04:37 AM)

How can SUPERMAN be on Team Evil?

Now don't you start!

It's not my fault that the guys on Team Evil haven't made the connection yet. But let's face it, if I'm going to save the world the best way to do it is to know what the bad guys are up to. Infiltration has always been a specialty of mine.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:20 AM

QUOTE (Reader @ Feb 11 2004, 11:42 PM)

We wouldn't even have to worry about this if only they taught this stuff in schools.

Hear hear!

#36 Supes

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:41 AM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Feb 12 2004, 08:20 AM)

QUOTE (Reader @ Feb 11 2004, 11:42 PM)

We wouldn't even have to worry about this if only they taught this stuff in schools.

Hear hear!

This is actually a good point. It's all well and good to be taught what a condom is and how it's used in sex education, but if you can't actually remove the important items of clothing it does become a little bit of a waste of time.

Not to mention the possibly nasty accidents that can occur from those rapid fire bras that sling shot when undone incorrectly or with to much zeal. It's the sort of thing that can end an evening real quick.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 04:24 PM

I still call dictator for life.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 04:54 PM

QUOTE (Supes @ Feb 12 2004, 08:41 AM)

I've never had that sling shot incident happen with me... maybe her bra was too tight? I can imagine how it would ruin an evening though... broken hands are no fun when the night reaches its peak..

lol

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 06:44 PM

QUOTE (A Mighty Pirate @ Feb 12 2004, 04:24 PM)

I still call dictator for life.

that's fine... but it's like being a prime minister to royalty.

i'm the king... the EVIL king!

hail to king, baby!!!

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:18 PM

Well, I'll fight you for supreme ultimate Ruler of Evil Forever and ever.

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#41 Supes

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 07:58 PM

QUOTE (A Mighty Pirate @ Feb 12 2004, 07:18 PM)

Well, I'll fight you for supreme ultimate Ruler of Evil Forever and ever.

See! Now this is why evil always losses. They can't help but try to kill each other to be on top...

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:36 PM

evil dosn't loose it just gets set back.

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Posted 12 February 2004 - 08:48 PM

leader of team evil is jugded by most evil!!!

I assumed resonsibility because;

a. I coined the term 'team evil'
b. I started team evil.
c. I have a pentagram in my left hand print.
d. I have black hair
e. I wear alot of black
f. I have the most swords
g. I er... some other stuff I can't mention.
h. I'm the leader of every other incarnation of team evil (i've established)!!!

#44 A Mighty Pirate

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Posted 13 February 2004 - 03:20 AM

I am most evil because...

1)I called this girl fat.

2)I'm a pirate

3)I own a viking sword passed through the generations of my family.

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Posted 13 February 2004 - 07:58 AM

I guess one could say I'm evil because I'm horribly cynical, wear lots of black, have strangely pale skin, and have a fascination with the macabre and occult.