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Posted 10 February 2004 - 08:07 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Feb 9 2004, 11:30 PM)
So far, I think Jordan's advice is the best.

Can I do the removing the bra lesson, Barend?! I know how... ohmy.gif

lol

Agreed! Jordan has it pretty well on the money as does Civ#2. Although barend has also made some points that need to be kept in mind. The reality is you need to take a chance if you are ever really going to find out. Unless of course she makes the move first. Thankfully this is becoming less of a rarity.

LTTS you can do the lesson only if you teach both the two handed and one handed removal techniques. I've found that it is very useful to know both. tongue.gif
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Posted 10 February 2004 - 08:25 PM

just as got used to the single hand version I was confronted by the dredded double row of hooks!!! it made me look like an ass!! ohmy.gif

they should have a lable on the front somewhere so you know whether or not to attempt the one hand. :angry:
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Posted 10 February 2004 - 10:41 PM

".......and we liiiiiiiive beneath the wavvvvvves......."
oh sorry.

what about the three handed technique.
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Post icon  Posted 10 February 2004 - 10:59 PM

I think pretty much most of it's been covered, Hecc. biggrin.gif

But, you can always send me a PM for any advice you need. I can't just go leaving all of our girl secrets up on a message board, now can I? cool.gif





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Posted 11 February 2004 - 12:12 AM

QUOTE (Supes @ Feb 10 2004, 08:07 PM)
LTTS you can do the lesson only if you teach both the two handed and one handed removal techniques. I've found that it is very useful to know both. tongue.gif

All in due time...
When Hecc asks the question, and I'm not all there, then I might have the answer..

No pics though, sorry Barend. lol
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 12:17 AM

and after i promised to put pics in book for you! tongue.gif
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 12:26 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 11 2004, 12:17 AM)
and after i promised to put pics in book for you! tongue.gif

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Yea, well... your book wouldn't have soft core nudity in it...

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Post icon  Posted 11 February 2004 - 01:04 AM

i know, it would have gore :yuck:
it was about intestinal repair, if you remember...

that's much worse...

see, this is what christian groups have done to us with their decision making when it comes to the sutability of subject matter on TV! swearing, drug use and nudity out, but violence is okay!

tsk tsk! dry.gif

what is the world comming to.

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that was comeback #1. (i usually have two but realistically you can only ever use one in a situation). but i'm going to use #2 aswell!!!

>>>>>>>>soft core nudity? on the internet? such a thing is unheard of! ohmy.gif
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 10:18 PM

you mean theres nudity on the internet?? ohmy.gif
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 10:56 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 10 2004, 08:25 PM)
just as got used to the single hand version I was confronted by the dredded double row of hooks!!! it made me look like an ass!! ohmy.gif

they should have a lable on the front somewhere so you know whether or not to attempt the one hand. :angry:

This issue can be resolved with the correct positioning of the thumb, index and middle fingers. The technique is similar, but the placement is a little different in order to pick up both hooks in the one motion.

Still it does make it a lot more complicated. Cannot deny that biggrin.gif
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 11:03 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Feb 11 2004, 12:26 AM)
Yea, well... your book wouldn't have soft core nudity in it...

wub.gif

Soft Core Nudity!!!!

Unless you're demonstating on one of those irritating front hook bras I'd say things should be safe, as any pics really should be back shots. The introduction of frontal shots would merely be a ploy to sell more copy I'm sure! tongue.gif
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 11:11 PM

look, I realised that early on, but in asking for pics, i must admit i was angling for 'SCN' wub.gif (<<that smillt is the closest for embarressed)
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 11:16 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 11 2004, 11:11 PM)
look, I realised that early on, but in asking for pics, i must admit i was angling for 'SCN' wub.gif (<<that smillt is the closest for embarressed)

Of course you did & by attempting to down play it I was trying to help your cause.

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Posted 11 February 2004 - 11:23 PM

oooh CRAP!!! :angry:

My Genius intellect is foiled by my stupidity again!!! blink.gif
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Posted 11 February 2004 - 11:39 PM

QUOTE (Supes @ Feb 11 2004, 11:03 PM)
Soft Core Nudity!!!!

Unless you're demonstating on one of those irritating front hook bras I'd say things should be safe, as any pics really should be back shots. The introduction of frontal shots would merely be a ploy to sell more copy I'm sure! tongue.gif

Yea... but I'm not really after sales...

Back shots should be ok.lol

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