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I hate sand. And mentioning I'm on a PT basher's forum hasn't helped either...
Just curious.
Are you from around here? pick up lines
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 08:44 AM
Anyone have a good pick-up line?
One that works?
I hate sand. And mentioning I'm on a PT basher's forum hasn't helped either...
Just curious.
One that works?
I hate sand. And mentioning I'm on a PT basher's forum hasn't helped either...
Just curious.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 08:45 AM
I know someone who just pointed at his crotch and said "Its not gonna suck itself".
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 10:50 AM
QUOTE (Despondent @ Jul 7 2005, 01:44 PM)
"Hey, do you have the time?"
(...)
"So I know the exact time I fell in loooove!"
Crappy, huh?
And I bet it doesn't work too.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 11:26 AM
Girl at my old school: "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" I miss her.
The one I usually get is, "Heh, that's a weird hat". Although I dunno if that's so much a pickup line as a heckle.
The one I usually get is, "Heh, that's a weird hat". Although I dunno if that's so much a pickup line as a heckle.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 11:39 AM
I suppose my pick- up lines from the God thread were not to your taste , Despondent? And no, THOSE definitely don't work
A pick-up line from the Far Side cartoon. One shark to another "Haven't we met at the feeding frenzy"
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:02 PM
I don't think there's such a thing as a 'good' pick up line. They range from insulting to downright awful but attractive in a 'well at least he can string a sentance together' kind of fashion. The term Icebreaker is preferable in this day and age.
Closet I've ever got is either stumbing up to the bar, making eye contact with the girl next to me and blurting out 'hello, I'm jesus.' before stead fastly ignoring her and ordering a drink, or swinging round suddenly, saying 'who the bloody hell are you?' in the worst colonial accent imaginable whilst gesturing at a fire extinquiser.
Admittedly, I only remember these two because they worked.
Closet I've ever got is either stumbing up to the bar, making eye contact with the girl next to me and blurting out 'hello, I'm jesus.' before stead fastly ignoring her and ordering a drink, or swinging round suddenly, saying 'who the bloody hell are you?' in the worst colonial accent imaginable whilst gesturing at a fire extinquiser.
Admittedly, I only remember these two because they worked.
I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:43 PM
"hey, like the look you've got going there... has a real 'boys don't cry' feel to it..."
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 07:01 PM
QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Jul 7 2005, 11:39 AM)
I suppose my pick- up lines from the God thread were not to your taste , Despondent? And no, THOSE definitely don't work
Yes, well. I Was inspired by your comments, Madam. As usual.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 07:04 PM
"Got any insert your ethnicity here in you?"
Wait for negative answer
"Would you like some?"
Didn't work but that's the best one I've heard.
Wait for negative answer
"Would you like some?"
Didn't work but that's the best one I've heard.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 08:07 PM
"want a screw?"
"no"
"mind laying down while i have one?"
"no"
"mind laying down while i have one?"
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 08:22 PM
My best one ever happend today.
Set: A snow cone stand where an attractive young girl (15-16ish) waits, bored from working. Kirby was at the doctor's earlier today getting a blood test, so he has one of those needle bandages.
Girl: Sigh
Kirby walks in: Hi there.
Girl: What happened to your arm?
Kirby: I just gave blood, I found that there is nothing more beutiful than saving a life. Except maybe you.
Girl: *swoon*
Kirby: *charm*
Mom yells from off stage
Kirby: Curses, foiled again.
End scene.
Smooth
Set: A snow cone stand where an attractive young girl (15-16ish) waits, bored from working. Kirby was at the doctor's earlier today getting a blood test, so he has one of those needle bandages.
Girl: Sigh
Kirby walks in: Hi there.
Girl: What happened to your arm?
Kirby: I just gave blood, I found that there is nothing more beutiful than saving a life. Except maybe you.
Girl: *swoon*
Kirby: *charm*
Mom yells from off stage
Kirby: Curses, foiled again.
End scene.
Smooth
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 01:04 AM
Heh, that's not half bad for a pickup line. There's nothing worse than annoying parents getting in the way too. Nothing more obnoxious than that.
I'm fond of "I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out" for the cheese factor and "I like you're skeletal structure. Ectomorph, right?" for inanity. Were I to use lines, I would use them deliberately foolishly, knowing that they don't work, and if the girl laughs instead of kicking me in the groin, go from there.
But I'm about as smooth as sandpaper and composed as nitroglycerine around women. *shrug*
I'm fond of "I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out" for the cheese factor and "I like you're skeletal structure. Ectomorph, right?" for inanity. Were I to use lines, I would use them deliberately foolishly, knowing that they don't work, and if the girl laughs instead of kicking me in the groin, go from there.
But I'm about as smooth as sandpaper and composed as nitroglycerine around women. *shrug*
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