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Posted 08 May 2006 - 01:03 PM

It's not on anyone, it's just a spark of silliness into the world.
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Posted 08 May 2006 - 02:42 PM

Hah! I should try that!

... Except the chances of anyone ever asking me that are exceedingly small.
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Posted 08 May 2006 - 04:41 PM

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Me too.

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Posted 08 May 2006 - 09:55 PM

of course wipping ones piece out could be just as funny...
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Posted 11 May 2006 - 05:26 AM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ May 9 2006, 03:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hah! I should try that!

... Except the chances of anyone ever asking me that are exceedingly small.

I can't see it coming up much with females.
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Posted 11 May 2006 - 07:59 AM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ May 11 2006, 06:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't see it coming up much with females.


Well I should hope not.
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Posted 11 May 2006 - 07:57 PM

but it's nothing if not memorable when it does
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