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This past week I've heard that saying "wallll-maaart" in a breathy voice while stroking the subject's arm can be a viable means of seduction; however, the effectiveness of this method is still yet to be scientifically determined.
Are you from around here? pick up lines
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 09:28 PM
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....We'd be lying though.
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 01:32 AM
Thats not a pick up line, that just an employee trying to communicate with a non-wallmartian.
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Posted 25 July 2005 - 10:25 AM
"I thought about using a pick-up line, but you are obviously far too clever to fall for one of those." "Do your feet hurt, because they're killing me." "I always imagined myself with someone thin and blonde, but well, you're pretty to me..." "I may stink, but at least you're pretty." "If ugly was perfume, I couldn't smell you through a 'bob-war (must be said like this)' fence." Yup, those are good ones....
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 26 July 2005 - 12:19 AM
being able to smell something through a barbed wire fence fails to denote particular pungence don't you think?
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Posted 26 July 2005 - 09:00 AM
Yes.
Oh, and I have another one. My friend always walks up to people and asks them about cheese..."how do you feel.....about cheese?" She's a strange one.
Oh, and I have another one. My friend always walks up to people and asks them about cheese..."how do you feel.....about cheese?" She's a strange one.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 26 July 2005 - 04:32 PM
I've found that delivering any pick-up line in a stuttery, Hugh Grant-like manner woos the ladies. As long as you are, in fact, Hugh Grant.
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 01:53 AM
That's the catch, eh?
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If Hugh Grant suddenly is sighted in Central New York, I swear I have not killed him and donned his skin to woo the ladies. Really.
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If Hugh Grant suddenly is sighted in Central New York, I swear I have not killed him and donned his skin to woo the ladies. Really.
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 11:41 AM
You know, the scary thing is that it may not matter to some women that you look a bit like Vincent D. from Men in Black, wearing an ill-fitting Hugh Grant suit. Desperate women are everywhere.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 11:44 AM
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
I lost my teddy bear, will you take his place in my bed?
i dont know if im of topic by now, but i thought everyone should see the ultimate pickup lines
I lost my teddy bear, will you take his place in my bed?
i dont know if im of topic by now, but i thought everyone should see the ultimate pickup lines
This post has been edited by BiggSpiffy: 27 July 2005 - 11:47 AM
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 02:48 PM
QUOTE (Dorothy @ Jul 27 2005, 04:41 PM)
You know, the scary thing is that it may not matter to some women that you look a bit like Vincent D. from Men in Black, wearing an ill-fitting Hugh Grant suit. Desperate women are everywhere.
Well, someones got to say this: where the hell are they hiding then? Maybe they can wear sandwich boards, make it easier on us poor desperate guys? Since we generally don't have tits to act as a mate-magnet
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 03:09 PM
Oh, goodness, I guess they are all over here by my home area of the northwestern United States... I suppose that I should have said either "desperate women are everywhere in the northwestern United States" or "women everywhere are desperate for a near zombified and fairly stinky Hugh Grant skin-wearing person."
But seriously, if you're a woman, and you don't like cowboys, don't come to the northwestern United States... because that's all we got. (new slogan for the northwestern United States [how many times can I put that phrase in a single response? More than you would like to know.]) Oh, and I think that every single, desperate person should wear a sandwich board, just to make it easier on other desperate people.
Edit: Now looking into the cost of having a sandwich board. But only if it goes with my favorite shoes.
Edit: Edit: If I wear a sandwich board, will I be less likely to attract a mate, since it will effectively be covering my "tits" as you so eloquently put it ? Secretly, women are all attracted to "manboobs," they just don't want you to know.
But seriously, if you're a woman, and you don't like cowboys, don't come to the northwestern United States... because that's all we got. (new slogan for the northwestern United States [how many times can I put that phrase in a single response? More than you would like to know.]) Oh, and I think that every single, desperate person should wear a sandwich board, just to make it easier on other desperate people.
Edit: Now looking into the cost of having a sandwich board. But only if it goes with my favorite shoes.
Edit: Edit: If I wear a sandwich board, will I be less likely to attract a mate, since it will effectively be covering my "tits" as you so eloquently put it
? Secretly, women are all attracted to "manboobs," they just don't want you to know.
This post has been edited by Dorothy: 27 July 2005 - 03:23 PM
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 03:25 PM
are we still talkting about pickup lines? i cant tell
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 03:37 PM
Umm...uhh...kinda...
I think that the best pickup line ever would be a joke, like if some guy came up to me, and said these lines, it would be instant love... Here's the joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree...?
Because he was dead.
I think that the best pickup line ever would be a joke, like if some guy came up to me, and said these lines, it would be instant love... Here's the joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree...?
Because he was dead.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 04:25 PM
Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
'CAUSE HE WAS TIED TO THE MONKEY!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHshutup
'CAUSE HE WAS TIED TO THE MONKEY!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHshutup
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Posted 27 July 2005 - 04:55 PM
It's so good!!
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"