[Kirby]

Don't worry about it mate, it all evens out in the end. What I have in moxie, I lose out in the serendipity factor. It seems when I'm trying to get a girl the whole world is against me. Example: My english friend has to move to DC after our first date, her mum just had to be a missionary. Also, I met a girl in Wendover (a town in navada consisting of 2 casinos and a gas station) go out on a date, her dad aperantly lost a the big poker game against my mom and a Romeo and Juliet-esq episode happened for the rest of the weekend.

No amor para mi

Edit: Thinking back, my life seems to be one giant sitcom. Awsome.

This post has been edited by Kirby: 08 July 2005 - 01:32 AM

[Chyld]

Lines have never worked in my experience. Eye contact has never worked in my experience. In fact, nothing works in my experience except alcohol and/or a fuckload of luck, and even then the only woman I've attracted in over a year was a scary-looking cocain addict. Seriously, its not as funny as it sounds.

[Hari Seldon]

Lines have never worked in my experience. Eye contact has never worked in my experience. In fact, nothing works in my experience except alcohol and/or a fuckload of luck, and even then the only woman I've attracted in over a year was a scary-looking cocain addict. Seriously, its not as funny as it sounds.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Hmm... the alcohol part is true. A little of it kind of smooths things out a bit.

And addictions are never funny.
Except, of course, if it's like in that ol' song "Addicted to Love"!

[Slade]

Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds. I'm not going to self deprecate any longer. So there! Though if I recall, alcohol helps in one time out of seven hundred or so. Of course, it slows me down, so I don't realize it's helped or can't rightly do anything with the situation. Meh on the whole thing.

[WalkingCarpet]

From MBB:

"Run along darling, I want to talk to your pretty friend"
or
"Is that your chest or are you just keeping two really large round things warm for a friend?".

Obviously if it works then great, but if you can amuse yourself in the process of failure at least you can take something from the experience!

This post has been edited by WalkingCarpet: 08 July 2005 - 03:45 AM

[Jen]

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself!"

[civilian_number_two]

Normally I would never bump a thread to say "LOL," Jen, but

LOL!

This post has been edited by civilian_number_two: 12 July 2005 - 01:11 PM

[Jen]

Wish I could claim credit, but it's a choice "Futurama" line ... from the first episode of the show I had ever seen when I watched it last night!

[WalkingCarpet]

The all time number one:

"That really is a smashing blouse you have on"

[SimeSublime]

To take from the same episode of Futurama:
"Is heaven missing an angel because you have nice cans"

Although my personal favourite is:
"Let's play a game of hide and seek,
I will hide and you will seek.
If you find me you can fuck me,
If you can't Im in the closet."

Although I can't bring myself to say it, it always makes me laugh.

[civilian_number_two]

Swing with me or die a waitress.

[barend]

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself!"

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"does that dummy have a brother?"

[Mnesymone]

Pickup lines never actually work - though the sight of a poorly preserved middle-aged man trying the footnoted line on a younger woman in much better shape deserves kudos for guts.
"Do you sleep on your chest?"
answer, negative or affirmative does not matter.
"Can I?"

Simplest is best - offer to buy a drink before you say anything like "I don't like sand" or "Well, isn't this interesting - a beautiful woman... and me" or "What's a nice rack like you doing in a place like this."

They never work.

[Kirby]

But they're damned fun.

My thought is that pick up lines by themselfs do not work that well. But when subtlely integrated into a converstation can put a flirty tone.

PS: Blahg, reminde me to never do the posting after going to the Engrish.com.

[barend]

y0u R t0t4lly RoxXXxor!!!!111!!!!!111
C4N 1 fuxXxor U ?!!!1111!!!