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Dutch Dear Defies Death Wed Jun 29,12:29 PM ET

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 10:09 PM

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World's oldest person celebrates 115th birthday
Wed Jun 29,12:29 PM ET


AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch woman who swears by a daily helping of herring for a healthy life celebrated her 115th birthday on Wednesday as the oldest living person on record.

Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper, a former needlework teacher, was born in 1890, the year Sioux Indians were massacred by the U.S. military at the Battle of Wounded Knee.

The passionate soccer fan celebrated her birthday in a nursing home in the northern Dutch town of Hoogeveen.

"She eats a piece of herring every day because it's good for the health," said Johan Beijering, director of the Westerkim nursing home. "She is still mentally full of vitality."

The daughter of a headmaster, Van Andel-Schipper was born in the town of Smilde in the northern Netherlands on June 29, 1890.

Also known as Hennie, she married a tax inspector in the 1930s and was forced to sell her jewellery to buy food during the German occupation in World War Two.

"A scan of our archive reveals that Hennie is also older than the Guinness World Records holder for the oldest man living, which makes her the oldest person in the world," said Guinness World Records book editor Craig Glenday.

The world's oldest living man on record, Emiliano Mercado Del Toro, lives in Puerto Rico. He was born on August 21, 1891.

The record for the longest life is held by 122-year-old French woman Jeanne-Louise Calment who died in 1997, according to Guinness World Records (www.guinnessworldrecords.com).

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one for the dutch really... i love herring, but i don't go to holland often enough to get to enjoy them...

raw with onion, good for fighting off death apparently...

i wonder of heineken and hogaarden with prolong my life at all?




EDIT: as much as i love hearing, i thought i'd better fix that typo.

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 10:22 PM

Note to self: Eat TWO helpings of herring a day and become immortal. Then kill all the Dutch and hide the secret.

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:19 AM

I could make a joke about her being dutch and it wasn't really the herring that prolonged her life as was the... well you know what amsterdam is known for. But damnit, I just can't do that to a sweet old lady like herself.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:12 AM

That's odd, I didn't see a lot of herring when I was over there. Wonder what the Less Is More Dutchmen have to say on the matter?
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 09:34 AM

QUOTE (Kirby @ Jun 30 2005, 01:19 AM)
I could make a joke about her being dutch and it wasn't really the herring that prolonged her life as was the... well you know what amsterdam is known for. But damnit, I just can't do that to a sweet old lady like herself.


you mean hot delicious croquets?

powdered milk?

chocolate?

cheese?

walking in clogs?

a fuck load of sex?

being surrounded by a nation of 99% spectacular females?

being below sea level?

spawning me?

out with it...
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Posted 30 August 2005 - 04:28 PM

update:
sadly, i just heard on the news that she died last night...
but 115 years is just amazing!
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