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peeping tom in deep shit Wed Jun 29, 6:27 PM ET

#1 barend

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 09:55 PM

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Peeping Tom Pulled From Outhouse Tank
Wed Jun 29, 6:27 PM ET

ALBANY, N.H. - A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.

"We had to decontaminate him," said Capt. Jon Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, adding that firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material," Hebert said.

Moody was charged with criminal trespass. Hebert said he could face more charges.

Moody was freed on bail for a July 19 appearance in Northern Carroll County District Court in North Conway.

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eww...

as a male i admit we do alot to put ourselves in a position where we'll see a girl naked... usually asking her out, giving up smoking, etc...

but submerging myself in shit, is definatley on my list of 'i'd rather go without'

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 10:17 PM

So what's THAT fetish called?

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 11:11 PM

Voyeurism?

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#4 barend

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 11:57 PM

dirty voyerism...

i mean, he took good clean habbit like watching girls take their clothes off, and turned it into something dirty.

...and slightly creepier...

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:42 AM

In all seriousness, once again, as with the guy who got caught screwing his sister's pig and the man who made the girl sign a contract that said he could spank her, I have to suggest Sepuku. Once the police have to treat you as a biohazard due to something you did trying to look up a girl's skirt, you should really just kill yourself.

When you reach a certain level of fucked up you need to step back, carve a Japanese symbol into your chest, and impale yourself. Simple as that.

It's actually a simple and inexpensive self-help program I've designed for rapists, corrupt politicians, biggots and anyone else who requires such intervention.

Step 1: Realize you're fucked up

Step 2: Carve Japanese symbol into your chest

Step 3: Impale yourself.

If you happen to know any of the above, or maybe just people who like to stare at www.livenudecats.com all day, be sure to reccomend the J. M. Hoffman self help program.

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:57 AM

well...

the guy who convinced girls to sign a contract to allow spankings, although immoral and mean, was kind of funny...

i mean the girls did sign a contract...
if it was a real problem, they should have reported it when he asked them to sign it. Not sign it then breach contract!!!

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:16 AM

Hmm, all the delights of voyerism AND corprophilia at the same time? How WONDERFUL! This'll give the militant femenists something to chuckle over as they plot how to prove that men are stupid this week...

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 03:18 AM

I can imagine him explaining this to anyone "i went to see this girl naked, boy was i in deep shit when she found me!"

haha, some poeple are just really desperate and REALLY fucking stupid

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 07:48 AM

and i thought i couldnt be shocked by anything anymore............boy was i dead fucking wrong.

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 09:31 AM

alright... i think we've skipped around the main issue here...

if your going to spy on a girl getting naked... i'm pretty sure he was planning to jerk off...

now does anyne else find the thought of jerking off in refuse a thought that, aside from striking you as particualary unhygenic, makes you physically ill?!?

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 11:43 AM

Not if you stick ear plugs in your nose and wear fishing gear. (large boots or waterproof overalls)

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 03:58 PM

Waterproof overalls... How would he be able to spank the monkey with those on?

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#13 barend

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Posted 30 June 2005 - 11:35 PM

let me rephrase...

do you not think it a disturbing though to pull out and equip ones phalus while submerged in the colective refuse of several people and do anything with it!!!

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Posted 01 July 2005 - 01:58 AM

I dunno, I think the guy who screwed the pig was funnier.

In fact, that reminds me, I need to shriek "P-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" at someone to freak them out/make them crack up if they know about it.

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Posted 01 July 2005 - 02:02 AM

You're right Barend, I find this deeply disturbing.

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