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#1 Slade

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Posted 01 April 2005 - 10:53 AM

Have a chance in shaping our news! What story do you want to see so often on your news source that you stop caring what is on the news? Be part of history!

If there's any topics I've missed, let everyone know here.

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#2 Kirby

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Posted 01 April 2005 - 11:48 AM

You forgot the recent media craze:
Blogging is the next big thing to come off the Interweb

And I’ll have you know that those damned hamsters abducted me a quite alot in my youth, or was that Michael? Oh well I know it was at least one, or both.

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Posted 01 April 2005 - 05:57 PM

Although I fear the winged hamsters may appear on the scene at somepoint (shortly followed by GWB connecting them with Bin Laden), The crazy climbing people are most likely.

Blogging will get a backlash sooner or later, 99% of them just remind me of those crappy AOL 'my first website' things that plagued the Net in it's early days.

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#4 Cyzyk

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Posted 02 April 2005 - 12:20 AM

"Angry Arab Americans Lay Siege to the White House" is what I want to see.

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#5 barend

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 01:01 AM

"terrorists fly plane into george bushes face..." would be a nice start...
"same explosion kills george lucas" would be good right after that...

but better yet:

"Newly ellected Prime Minister Barend makes funny at peace conference when he declares: 'Colon in an asshole, Dick is a Prick and Bush is C*nt!' "

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#6 Kirby

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:57 AM

But what would you be Prime Minister of?

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#7 barend

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 06:44 PM

Nieuw Holland of course!

(AKA Australia)

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#8 MacGyver's Mullet

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Posted 30 April 2005 - 01:49 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 4 2005, 06:01 AM)

"terrorists fly plane into george bushes face..." would be a nice start...

Christ that's funny!

I think it deserves a huge LAWL!

#9 SimeSublime

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 03:13 AM

It'd have to be the hampsters, as American's are the apex of humanity, and their minor flaws cannot be their own fault.

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#10 floppydisk

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 10:46 AM

If we're being serious here, it's definetly the 4th option. Last I heard (I don't watch the news) the US was looking toward Iran.

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#11 SithAvenger

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 10:53 PM

Winged hamsters on TV.... That would be awesome.

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#12 Mirithorn

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Posted 24 August 2005 - 07:27 AM

Hamsters from space climb up a building to abduct Michael Jackson and... erm... one other person and make them both morbidly obese, before having their entire species pronounced guilty by the Q on charges of being deceptively cute and cuddly looking.

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"