God Any christians on the forums?
#511
Posted 11 September 2005 - 12:05 AM
Umm... did you mean to put that here, and if you did how is it possibly relevant?
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#512
Posted 11 September 2005 - 12:31 AM
Jordan, you are my hero! That post just totally derailed the entire God debate! You fucked this thread over, man! You raped it right through the pants! You hit it doggy style, with the Passion of the Christ!
Well done, man.
Well done, man.
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
#518
Posted 12 September 2005 - 10:24 PM
It could be relevant I suppose. Men in the Bible had multiple wives and concubines.
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#520
Posted 13 September 2005 - 12:52 AM
How many men in the Bible got together all of their wives for some sweet "college party" action? And filmed it?
Pr0N!!!!
Pr0N!!!!
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
#521
Posted 13 September 2005 - 01:14 AM
I don't think they had the tech. back then. Still, it is one of the things that disgusts me the most. The amount of killing and adultery commited by these people who are supposed to be "good". When I say adultery I don't even give a hoot about premarital sex (I think someone just made that bit up, and I'm stll a virgin at 18), I'm talking about having sex with someone other than the person you are married to (and having multiple wives). As for the killing, I thought that it was a sin. Did the Jews ask for forgiveness after slaughtering their enemies, not that I know of (according to the Bible they killed tons of people).
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#522
Posted 13 September 2005 - 01:52 AM
porn and god?
that's going to mess with the google adds...
that's going to mess with the google adds...
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#523
Posted 13 September 2005 - 11:24 AM
I could understand if the person was polyamorous and not just a horny bastard who needs something on the side when his wife won't put out (and reversing the gender roles, multiple husbands), though I think being in love with one woman at a time is quite enough for me.
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#524
Posted 13 September 2005 - 01:25 PM
and god said, "let there be xenduck." and there was xenduck. and god saw that it was 'okay'... then xenduck said, "let there be porn and mountain dew!" and there was porn and mountain dew. and god and xenduck saw that it was damn good!
and there was much rejoicing: yay...
and there was much rejoicing: yay...
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