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#391 Slade

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Posted 17 August 2005 - 02:30 AM

I'm aware of this thread, but in no mindset to debate at present. Just so you know I'm not ignoring you.

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#392 Zatoichi

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Posted 17 August 2005 - 07:18 AM

Don't worry about it. I think I need a short break too. If anybody else is still confused, reread from page 24 to the end if you feel like.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 17 August 2005 - 06:16 PM

god hates us all...

and Slayer rulez!!!

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#394 Revan-47

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Posted 17 August 2005 - 07:17 PM

yah lets take a break from this topic. i never thought it would last so long when i made it.

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

#395 Patrick Bateman

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Posted 18 August 2005 - 10:24 PM

Fuck no!!!
God does not rest and neither should we.
I think a little salt is needed for the wound.

Ahem ... cough ... Mary was a whore.

#396 Zatoichi

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Posted 18 August 2005 - 11:09 PM

Must not respond, must maintain control, must not give in ...

Ah ha! You admitted that you believe in God. Boo ya! *Does victory dance*

A whore aye, you ass

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 06:52 PM

Not a whore of course, but a devilsihly clever young thing ... "oh, I am pregnant ... by God. Yeah that's it, so I haven't cheated on you, also these hickeys are from Buddah."

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 06:57 PM

damn, this thread wasnt "resting" long

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."

#399 Despondent

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 07:28 PM

QUOTE (Patrick Bateman @ Aug 22 2005, 06:52 PM)

Not a whore of course, but a devilsihly clever young thing ... "oh, I am pregnant ... by God. Yeah that's it, so I haven't cheated on you, also these hickeys are from Buddah."

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Well, Joseph didn't dream about Buddha. But Buddha does have some love handles...

A good God WANTS to share love.

#400 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 08:10 PM

Then again, god is omnipotent. so he obviously knew that Josef would marry Mary, so hence he was commiting adultery. Therefore, god is a hypocrite.

(Or did I mispronounce.))

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:41 PM

Would sex with god be enjoyable? And if so, would that be a sin? Would you like to have sex with god? What if God told you to? If god was a male would it be ok to have sex with him? What if he just took the form of a male? What if God had used birth control? We'd all be screwed. Maybe that's why the pope hates condoms. When you put on a condom you're risking the prevention of Jesus.

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#402 barend

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 01:29 AM

this line of thought is just silly...

i had little hope this conversation would have improoved but it's still boring....

I'm over religion... i truley am....

#403 Slade

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 01:29 AM

You can't mispronounce when you type...

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#404 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 06:50 AM

Well, I guess you can't. I must have meant misspelled.

Did God make me misspell misspell?

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Posted 23 August 2005 - 07:57 AM

Does anybody know why the Catholic Church says they are against birth control? It isn't something I understand. To me birth control methods are a very good thing. Condoms help to prevent STDs from spreading. Birth controls help to control the world's population and still allow for people to have sex with a very slight chance of conceiving. If most of the pregnancies are planned, then it is much less likely people will try to get an abortion. I can't see what the problem with birth control is. Will someone please enlighten me?