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God Any christians on the forums?

#1126 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 02:40 PM

GOD! GOD! GOD! GOD!

NO CHANTING! NO CHANTING! NO CHANTING!

Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 06:00 PM

Well, it used to be a thread about gods, but then it turned into a thread about dogs. After all, b and d look an awful lot alike.

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:33 PM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Apr 30 2006, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well, it used to be a thread about gods, but then it turned into a thread about dogs. After all, b and d look an awful lot alike.

Don't be mean to people that get their mords wixed up, and bead rackwards! That's not cool!

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Post icon Posted 01 July 2006 - 01:17 AM

QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Apr 30 2006, 06:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Well, it used to be a thread about gods, but then it turned into a thread about dogs. After all, b and d look an awful lot alike.

My dad always says "God Dog" whenever he's frustrated or something, and just the other day a guy I was helping at Wal-Mart said it too!

If God is really a dog, then is that why they call them man's best friend? Are dogs our guardian angels?

I seriously hope not because, I love God, but I don't really like dogs.

#1130 Gobbler

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Posted 01 July 2006 - 05:17 AM

Oh, how can you not like his creations? Tsk tsk tsk...

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Posted 07 July 2006 - 03:39 PM

originally posted by Gobbler

[quote]Oh, how can you not like his creations? Tsk tsk tsk...[/qoute]

I like the ones that I can eat.

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 06:39 PM

I have a friend who is a devout Frisbeetarian.

For those of you who don't know, Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul is flung onto the roof and it just stays there.

"It's gettin' to be re-goddamn-diculous. If you guys don't start thinking as men, we're gonna have a lousy country."

-John Wayne

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 07:07 PM

I've taken to accidentally saying "doggarnet" whenever I get annoyed.

I guess this degression was bound to happen, since each of us has an inner dislexic.

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 10:25 PM

I have to add this... The universe has been here forever. If you take the idea that the universe can compress and expand over and over again by a system of big bangs and big crunches (scientists aren't sure whether or not this is the case, but it could very easily be true) then when the universe is compressed into a point of infinite density, its got forever to spontaneously combust, then forever to collapse. So on and so forth. EVENTUALLY something will happen, and eventually a universe will pop up capable of sustaining life. Doesn't sound that farfetched to me.

And we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man! And we want to get loaded!

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 10:39 PM

Please... Everyone knows that from the Void sprung Chronos, and begot Eris, who spread the beauty of Chaos to the world along with her good friend the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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#1136 Gobbler

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 02:17 AM

I just watched The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, a very fine anime which circled around the idea that the world as we know it is the mindchild of Miss Suzumiya, who breaks it down and creates it at will until she finds what she is really searching for. And there was also some kind of Flying Spaghetti Monster in that story, so I figure that it must be true.

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 08:11 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jul 17 2006, 10:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Please... Everyone knows that from the Void sprung Chronos, and begot Eris, who spread the beauty of Chaos to the world along with her good friend the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

it was a ravioli monster... don't talk about my religion unless you know more about it, got it?

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#1138 Slade

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 11:58 PM

Pff... You're about as Pastafarian as the Pope, Barend.

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