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Pointless Protests over Potato Portrayal Monday, June 20, 2005

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Posted 20 June 2005 - 03:10 PM

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Farmers demand a ban on the term 'couch potato'
June 20, 2005

Potato farmers held a noisy protest outside Parliament today to get the term "couch potato" removed from the Oxford English dictionary, claiming it harms the vegetable's image.

A similar rally took place outside the offices of the dictionary's publishers in Oxford, with demonstrators carrying signs that read "couch potato out" and "ban the term couch potato".

The British Potato Council wants the exp​ression stripped from the Oxford English Dictionary and replaced in everyday speech with the term "couch slouch". It says the phrase makes the vegetable seem unhealthy and is bad for its image.

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the term "couch potato" started life as American slang. It means: "A person who spends leisure time passively or idly sitting around, especially watching television or video tapes."

Kathryn Race, head of marketing at the British Potato Council which represents some 4,000 growers and processors, said the group had written to the Oxford English Dictionary stating its objections but had not yet had a response.

"We are trying to get rid of the image that potatoes are bad for you," she said.

"The potato has had its knocks in the past. Of course it is not the Oxford English Dictionary’s fault, but we want to use another term than couch potato because potatoes are inherently healthy."

The council says its campaign has the backing of dieticians who say the vegetable is low in fat and high in vitamin C.

The celebrity chef Antony Worrall Thompson was among the protestors this morning. He said that the vegetable was one of the UK’s favourite foods.

"Not only are they healthy, they are versatile, convenient and taste great too. Life without potato is like a sandwich without a filling," he said.

John Simpson, chief editor of the Oxford English Dictionary, said that the first known recorded use of the exp​ression couch potato was in a 1979 Los Angeles Times article. The exp​ression was first included in the OED in 1993.

He said: "When people blame words they are actually blaming the society that uses them. Dictionaries just reflect the words that society uses."

Mr Simpson said words were never taken out of the full-length dictionary, which includes some 650,000 words contained in 20 volumes. But little-used words are removed from the smaller dictionaries to make way for newer ones.

"If society stops using words then they get taken out of the smaller dictionaries," he added.

"But the OED is a record of the English language from the earliest days. If something’s in there, it remains as part of the patchwork of the English language."

Mr Simpson said he thinks the campaign is "a bit of consciousness raising; on the part of the British Potato Council. "I think the potato has taken a bit of a mashing after the Atkins diet," he said, referring to the low-carbohydrate food regime.

Nigel Evans MP for the Ribble Valley in Lancashire has tabled a Commons early day motion in support of the campaign, highlighting the nutritional value of the great British potato.

http://www.timesonli...1662240,00.html


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Posted 20 June 2005 - 03:50 PM

This is what happens when the people don't have something meaningful to protest about. They go on about potatoes. I propose that we re-institute the monarchy system and you have to own land to vote. That way people will stop being such dumbasses and complain about something that matters.
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 07:35 PM

When things go good - find something new to complain about.

When broadband means that the internet is no longer slow and frustrating, call for 'couch potato' to be revoked.

What the heck is getting oxford to remove the word going to do, anyway?
Still - no self-respecting or fast-talking person would say "couch slouch"... it just sounds silly.
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 08:01 PM

how about 'couch farmer' ?
would that be okay?

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Posted 22 June 2005 - 01:50 AM

I always thought the term was based around the appearance of the potato, meaning that a 'couch potato' was somebody who spent their time in front of the tv, and was hence likely fat and lumpy.
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 09:38 AM

As a representative for People Undergoing Sitting Society (PUSS) I demand that you cease and decist in you hateful slurs.
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 11:21 AM

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A similar rally took place outside the offices of the dictionary's publishers in Oxford, with demonstrators carrying signs that read "couch potato out" and "ban the term couch potato".


Sorry to break this to you mates, but if you can't make up a decent protest sign you should just get back to the potato farm. I mean I can come up with stuff like "Hey Bush try drafting me" or "bush cheney CIA how many kids did you kill today?"

Now those work. But if your best slogan is "ban the term couch potato" I think your cause is pretty much stillborn. I mean, that dosn't even rhyme...

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Posted 22 June 2005 - 07:54 PM

do not defile the potato!
or we'll hit you with a tomato!


or

vegies off the couch
or we'll punch you in the mouth


or

the potato's no social runt
so shut up you dirty...


well you get the idea...
but there are pleanty...

i still think in retaliation my suggestion of 'couch farmers' as an alternative should be suggested to them. see how they feel about that...
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 09:53 AM

I would like to see violent counter protesters and riots involved in this issue, maybe even some tear gassing and spraypainting. I've seen anarchists scrawling obscenities about Bush on the sidewalk, but I'd pay to see a potato farmer in a black mask spraypainting "fuck couch potato" on a dictionary building.

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