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#16 barend

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Posted 23 June 2005 - 11:52 PM

i don't want to look like a name dropper....

plus i've mentioned the site to him, and i would hate for him to come here to find me telling everyone over and over...

which is why i wait till you come along and say it...

but "death sticks" is a terrible name... but it's what i call them whenever i bludge a cigarette of him...

"death sticks" is what right-wing anti-smokers call cigarettes...
but like denis leary said, you could put them in black box with a skull and cross bone on them and call them 'cancers sticks' and people would still buy them...

and these ones are trippy....

and i can't stress enough the convinience of a smokable drug that comes prerolled and ready to smoke...

LSD is called 'acid'
marijana is called 'dope'
heroin is called 'smack'

cocain is the only one with a nice street name: 'angel dust'

so i guess, it's not so bad, but still...

there's nothing better than a death stick on life day!!!

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Posted 24 June 2005 - 12:47 AM

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cocain is the only one with a nice street name: 'angel dust'

Angel Dust is actually PCP.

But there are lots of other equally "enticing" nicknames for Yayo.

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there's nothing better than a death stick on life day!!!

Hahaha - that's great man. I'm imagining right now that Chewie and Han must have probably smuggled a few "death sticks" in their day. Gotta wonder if they ever got high on the supply though? I can see it now, "...Laugh it up, fuzzball."

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 07:31 AM

A death stick should be a broken tree branch with nails sticking out of it, not a drug.

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 02:01 PM

QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)

If you will it, it is no dream.

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Posted 26 June 2005 - 08:09 PM

QUOTE (diligent_d @ Jun 24 2005, 12:47 AM)

Angel Dust is actually PCP.

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really? i have heard people refer to coke as angel dust...

but these things happen... especially when you leave the naming of drugs upto the people who take them...

eitherway, PCP should be nicknamed: "power sauce!!!"

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Posted 03 July 2005 - 08:47 PM

Still, its nice to see Robert Downey Jr. working again.........

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Posted 03 July 2005 - 09:07 PM

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Posted 04 July 2005 - 05:42 AM

No real discription of Elan is needed... his surname of 'Sleazebaggano' is beyond normaly stupidity...

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Posted 04 July 2005 - 08:32 PM

at the very least, it wouldn't look to good on a practicing certificate for a doctor.

Courcaunt Medical Center.

Dr.E.Sleezebaggano
Dr.I.Feelyouup
Dr.U.Disrobenomatterwhat
Dr.R.yougoingtosueme

i'd go there...

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Posted 04 July 2005 - 09:46 PM

Interior of a Coruscant slum later that night:

Sleazebaggio" Maybe the brown robed wierdo is right, maybe its time for me to rethink my life. Maybe I should enroll online and get those six remaining credits to get my lisence back. I was in a club pushing Deathsticks, for godsakes. One that played the most awful video games on the monitors in the backround!

In ROTS, Anakin comes home to a hero's reception after crashing Grievous's ship and rescuing Chancellor Palpatine. Padme tells him the news that she's pregnant"

"Uh, that's totally cool, I mean if that's what you want to do, and I'm all about what YOU want, but still, I know a guy who's now on Bespin and he could take care of it, I mean we're both young, and besides, even though you fly all those cool ships, its not like we're pulling in he big money, maybe we should wait a while. Besides, if we go to Bespin, you could get it done in the morning and we can go gambling that afternoon. I'm just saying we should both keep an open mind, that's all....."

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Posted 04 July 2005 - 09:53 PM

I wonder what would have happened if Obi-Wan accepted the deathsticks...

Ani: Master! The bounty hunter is behind you!
Obi: *cough* Fuck up, you Ani dude! Can't you see I'm smoking death sticks?
Ani: Master! You're smoking a Twilek tail!
Obi-Wan: Fuck you! You're a whining son of a bitch!
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Zam: I'm so stupid that I'm going to still hide on this cantina instead of runnin.

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 10:33 PM

I would have liked to see Sleazebaggano become a Jedi after Obi Wan's example. Perhaps he is the one Yoda is refering to when he says "No, there is another" and that accounts for Obi Wan's confusion, since he obviously knew about Leia all along.

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 09:24 AM

Excellent, J m.

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 11:32 AM

The E. Sleaze-Bag man is actually played by the guy who played Mouse in The Matrix. Should that be another reason to hate him and the movie as a whole?

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I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

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Posted 15 September 2005 - 04:41 PM

No, the 1st Matrix was good.
But seriously, why didn't they just call the character Sleaze-Bag? We might have been able to figure it out even easier.

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