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The "Let's Mow The Lawn" Flowchart By floppydisk

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 04:00 PM

Making my debut in the screening room, I present to you (in the style of Yahtzee):

The "Let's Mow The Lawn" Flowchart



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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:05 PM

Wow, I never realized mowing the lawn was so likely to end in death!

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:27 PM

When you make a flowchart, everything is likely to end in death.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:28 PM

Oops. Everyone pretend that there's a line that points from 'Prison' to 'The End!'
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:30 PM

i got caught in a loop....

ran over baby >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> Run over Neighbour >> shit better clean this up >> Neighbour saw me >> etc.

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:38 PM

I assume sooner or later you'd run out of neighbours.

I'd always assumed that mowing the lawn began thus:

Fuck, grass is getting long-

1. do it yourself.
2. sit on your arse and get someone else to do it-->

1. Your Wife. -> fight over household chores -> divorce or death.
2. Your Children. -> They're too busy fighting the establishment. -> Homicide -> Electric chair ->Death.
3. Neighbourhood kids. -> too busy selling crack these days -> do it yourself.

Which is why I don't have a lawn (or a wife and kids for that matter.)
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:44 PM

All this started because I told my dad that if it was my lawn, I'd pour gasoline on it so all the grass died. Then I got to thinking about what kind of person would actually want to make thier lawn look nice, and it developed into a flowchart
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 08:54 PM

Its the most entertaining flowchart I have ever seen
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 09:32 PM

Then you need to go read some of Yahtzee's flowcharts on www.fullyramblomatic.com Yahtzee is the master of flowcharts and cowboy comics.

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 10:30 PM

haven't seen them. ought to.


I liked it. A trip through turmoil to The End seems to be the best and only way out.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 11:11 PM

I made a flowchart about making a humor web site - get this! - on my website (when it exists). This one gets kudos for making me chuckle.
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 11:24 PM

That was very entertaining. And we've learned something very valuable from it...

... don't live in the same street as Barend.
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 04:08 AM

What, you didn't know that before?
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 04:43 AM

I guess I should have...
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Posted 27 April 2005 - 01:57 PM

Don't even live in the same contintnt as barend. He'll find some way to get to you.
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