[J m HofMarN]

I was talking recently with a masked assailant and we realized something. Much like how there are only two Sith there is usually only one troll on the Chefelf forums. Hannibal disappeared when that nazi guy popped up and then reappeared after he left, then that SPQR guy took over when Hannibal was gone.

What my point is is that there is always one. No more, no less (use the force dosnt count, he was not a troll, just a twit) So you can see what we must do.

I must ask for volunteers to adopt the title of Official troll of the forums. Normally it would just be a tag like any other. But when a prospective troll appears it would be the official troll's job to show that this is their turf. If anyone wants to volunteer post here and we'll have a vote later!

[Slade]

I still maintain that you're mad. I'd offer but I don't like making enemies if I can help it.

[SimeSublime]

I think it would be better just to let Carlos 9 handle the trolls. He does a good job.

[J m HofMarN]

He truly does, but that's reactive medicine. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure you know. Imagine being able to stop trolls before they start! Perhaps I could adopt the title...

[floppydisk]

I totally crushed someone who was going to be a troll in the SW forum. He's since seen the light of not insulting people.

[mrtimp]

please dont feed the trolls.

[Kirby]

I too have thought about this 'Rule of One'.

It does not just happen here at Chefelf, but it is everywhere jackassery prevails. There is always one at my nerd store, there is always one in my science class, and now there is always one here.

Jm's probably got a good thing going here, hell if it works now maybe it might work in the other areas where TRoO rules.

[Slade]

Hmm... As fun as it sounds, I think that it would actually be best to let Carlos 9 handle trolls as soon as they show up and are properly identified. This sort of thing is just asking for trouble.

This mod has spoken.

[barend]

i have always considered myself the official sanctioned troll...

[J m HofMarN]

Perfect Barend, I definately vote for you. If any trolls show up just tell them you're already trolling here and they can find their own turf, then randomly insult everyone in the same post to show that you're for real. It'll be like having someone pretend to rob your house so that other robbers know it's taken and won't rob it!

[floppydisk]

From now on, whenever I see a troll or someone flaming (or just being an ass), I'm going to link this image.



I've already used it once! Don't make me use it again!

[Jordan]

Always two there are, no more, no less. Man that's terrible story.....

Right now we have two trolls. VAMPSMASHER and SPQR. It's ok though, Lucas broke his own stupid rules since Dooku and Maul were both alive at the same time. Both were apprentices of Sidious too.

Hannibal brought hilarity though, I hated him at the time, but if you look back and read his posts, this guy was for real. The shit he wrote was so off the wall, that only Jon Gutner could be guilty of such tripe. Hannibal really believed the shit he wrote. He found facism under every single atom in the galaxy.

[J m HofMarN]

Yeah he was an asshole but he was an honest asshole, at least from his point of view. I bet every day the US isnt taken over by nazis he goes outside in complete amazement.

[floppydisk]

SPQR's long gone, and Vampsmasher "left" again. Let's hope he doesn't come back...

[civilian_number_two]

Yeah he was an asshole but he was an honest asshole, at least from his point of view. I bet every day the US isnt taken over by nazis  he goes outside in complete amazement.

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Not literal Nazis, JM, but you two agreed more than you disagreed. You just hated each other so much you never realized it. The US is creeping toward fascism, there's no question of that, and you say it as often as anyone else with a bit ofsense. Just because it isn't identical to the Third Reich doesn't make it much more palatable.