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People who are waiting for marriage to have sex.

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 04:44 AM

Australian girls while they're overseas are fiery little fiends. Not while they're here. In fact, it's my experience that women prefer foreign guys in general. Not that I've had sex (I'm only 17, man) but when I went to America with my parents, I had girls all over me left right and centre, telling me how adorable I was. Probably the accent. It's definitely not the old Harvey G charm, as that was never successful in Australia.

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 05:59 PM

Accents are sexy as hell. I don't know what it is, perhaps the fact that this is obviously foreign and therefore exotic and adventurous. The best sex I ever had was with an English girl, mainly due to the fact that noises were accented.

Hoooray for accents.

I shall forever more speak with an Irish lilt
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Posted 16 July 2005 - 10:03 PM

Meh, I'm not attracted to accents... although I find some chicks' voices irresistable, eg Beyonce's.
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Posted 17 July 2005 - 07:25 PM

if someone asks you to wait till marrage to have sex with them, chances are they're a dud root!
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Posted 17 July 2005 - 08:58 PM

So cynical, you are. Like that, I do.
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Posted 17 July 2005 - 11:34 PM

People who talk like Yoda make me stabby.
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 12:23 AM

then block your ears you should.
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 12:54 AM

*STAB*

*STABBITY STAB*

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 06:18 PM

ow, my chest stabbed have you!
my blood on the ground it pours to!!!
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 07:23 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jul 18 2005, 11:18 PM)
ow, my chest stabbed have you!
my blood on the ground it pours to!!!


Call quickly, the paramedics you should!

... and mops, also you should bring.
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 07:26 PM

Like this, we will still talk.
Heal Barend, we shall.
Annoy others, Yoda does.
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PM me, we'll talk.
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 12:27 AM

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 04:43 AM

There is something Freudian and repressive in all that stabbing that is going on in this forum. Symbolic, if you catch my meaning. Could it be that everyone around here is just DYING to get laid, but could not just express it properly?
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:33 AM

Someone once told me that puns are the lowest form of humour. But then he proceeded to do an awful impression of a leopard seal having a baby. Meh.
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 06:34 AM

Whups, double post.

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