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People who are waiting for marriage to have sex.

#76 Madam Corvax

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 12:53 AM

Prople raping unicorns? Wasn't it supposed to be the other way round? Why do you think these heasts had a sharp HORN on their heads?

I wonder what sort of images this will make Slade imagine

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 01:31 AM

Mostly people trying to rape unicorns, and then having the unicorns kick them, turn around, and then gore them in the chest with their horns.

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#78 barend

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Posted 07 June 2005 - 07:56 PM

i can't be bothered reading the 6 pages i missed, but i just wont to say that i come from a country where 90% of relationships start with sex (even before the first date)...

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#79 J m HofMarN

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Posted 14 June 2005 - 03:13 AM

Which is precisely why we should pass legislation making Barend illegal. To protect the sanctity of marriage. From Barend.

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 01:45 AM

Sounds like a good place for sterotypical men, but a bad place for the people looking for some emotional attachment (or who suck in bed and don't want to be judged so early).

I would second that motion, except I don't feel like it.

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#81 looktothesky

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 08:17 AM

Hmmmm... Not everyone should have sex right when they meet somebody. It just doesn't work.

...and no, I can't explain.

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#82 Revan-47

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 09:12 AM

Even if you arent religious there is still the off chance that your girlfriend could get pregnant. So any of your "plans" that dont include a wife or kids will be ruined. I personally dont choose to wait for marriage because of religion. while i am religious i choose to wait because sex is special and should be saved for your soul mate.

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#83 floppydisk

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 12:09 PM

There's always adoption or abortion if you don't want a kid...

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#84 looktothesky

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 01:40 PM

QUOTE (Revan-47 @ Jun 15 2005, 09:12 AM)

Even if you arent religious there is still the off chance that your girlfriend could get pregnant.

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Not if you take all the necessary precautions. Contraception medication and use of condoms are the most surefire way to prevent pregnancy and STDs. Somewhere along the line of... 99.9%? If the condom breaks, the pill will do its job. At least, that's what every health magazine on the planet's been saying.

EDIT - Floppy's also right. If you don't want a little shit running around, get an abortion, or if you want an older child, adopt. ..LOL!

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#85 floppydisk

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 01:44 PM

I meant to put your child up for adoption.

My friend's sister had sex with a condom, and she still got pregnant. It can happen...

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#86 looktothesky

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 01:48 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jun 15 2005, 01:44 PM)

I meant to put your child up for adoption.

My friend's sister had sex with a condom, and she still got pregnant. It can happen...

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Was she on the pill though? That's what I meant. Condoms by themselves help a fair bit, but they're more prone to mistakes.

I guess we both misread eachother. Wow, today's not my day.

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#87 Slade

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 10:57 PM

But what if you don't find your soul mate? Then you've missed out on some quality macking time.

Speaking from no experience at all, I'd rather form a relationship first. As Icey has said and I've also mentioned, if I just want an orgasm, I have two perfectly good hands.

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 12:42 AM

In the end it all comes down to your opinion of marriage, your opinion of sex and how much weight you put in unicorns and the holy grail.

Still - why do you want to be able to see unicorns anyway - they're bloody dangerous buggers... sure the old unicorn stories were altered so that everyone pictured these tall slender white horsies that were nice to everyone, but the classic stories unicorns went rogue and started killing the crap out of anything they saw.

#89 Revan-47

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:12 AM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jun 15 2005, 12:09 PM)

There's always adoption or abortion if you don't want a kid...

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Do you not have a moral problem with abortion? I know i certainly do. Ok sure i would put the kid up for adoption, but would you want to put the kid through that,having to find out who his real parents are and all that?

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#90 floppydisk

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 12:45 PM

No, I don't have a moral problem with abortion. A fetus is something that is barely alive, much less thinking for itself. It's brain isn't formed yet. It has no concept of anything. It's just there. Most people grow up to be assholes anyway.

I think that adoption is probably worse than abortion. You're putting a kid through a lot of pain by giving him up.

Although I never understood why it would matter if the people who took care of you for your whole life just happened to be not your biological parents. They still loved you enough to give up thierselves for you. I must not be very strong on the whole family thing...

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