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Posted 25 May 2005 - 02:49 AM

I'd always assumed Bananas in Pajamas was one of those bizarre kids songs that someone had turned into a TV show. Is it really the other way around?

And as to facts: Jellyfish also don't have any brains. Or heart. Or indeed, anything apart from a stomach, and a mouth, which serves as the exit as well as the entrance, if you follow my gist.

And I'm hoping to God we all know about starfish daddies hatching their young?
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 05:55 AM

Male seahorses are the seahorses that fall pregnant.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 05:58 AM

In York, if you see a Scotsman, he must be shot IMMEDIATELY with a bow and arrow. Failure to do so is punishable by death.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 06:02 AM

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Wrong, The law states that a Scotsman may be killed within the city of york, if he breaks wind on a sunday.

It is also illegal to impersonate a Chelsea pensioner.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 06:03 AM

I thought it was that it was legal for an Englishman on the Welsh-English border to kill a Welshman with a longbow.

Australia and New Zealand were the last countries to ban midget bowling and dwarf tossing as sports.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 06:14 AM

Curse the civilised world for banning midget bowling!

The bi-law's bloody stupid, along the lines of 'you can kill a welshman if he's standing on holy ground, providing you use a longbow and shoot him in the back from a distance of exactly 10 feet'. in fact most of the British bi-laws are stupid; If I ever get rich and famous enough to be awarded the freedom of the city, I intend to distrupt traffic by hearding sheep through the town center.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 07:24 AM

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Wrong, The law states that a Scotsman may be killed within the city of york, if he breaks wind on a sunday.


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True, but the first law is not wrong. It just doesn't apply on a Sunday (the scotsmen can only be killed if breaking wind then).
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 07:38 AM

You're still wrong, the bi-law about shooting Picts on sight was removed in the 1900's. They needed to be within the city walls as well, which don't really exist anymore in a city planning sense. It's just and old urban legend brought on by poor research by law students.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 07:47 AM

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Australia and New Zealand were the last countries to ban midget bowling and dwarf tossing as sports.


when was it banned?
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 03:57 PM

Oh, fucko stucko. I didn't realize there was a 3rd page. I have nothing to say here.

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Posted 25 May 2005 - 06:09 PM

I'm not entirely sure when it was banned... but it was recent enough that Peter Jackson threw in the dwarf-tossing references about Gimli in LOTR... so after PJ was born.

That was an earthshakingly good "oops" there Floppy.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 07:23 PM

we still do it....


random fact...

despite it's misleading name, and too the dismay of many female patron... Cock Fighting actually involves some manner of poultry.
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Posted 25 May 2005 - 07:36 PM

I would have gone WTF if it was the other way around.
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 07:19 AM

A jellyfish is 95% water.
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Posted 26 May 2005 - 07:55 PM

water is 5% jellyfish.
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