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Odd Fact Of The Day Things that make you go "WTF?"

#16 Heccubus

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 06:42 PM

QUOTE (Mnesymone @ May 24 2005, 06:50 PM)

Negative, negative. It didn't go in.
Just impacted on the surface.

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That's what SHE said!
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Posted 24 May 2005 - 07:38 PM

QUOTE (Icey @ May 24 2005, 12:39 PM)

You can use sperm as gel, I've tried it myself and it works better than any gel I've ever used. Totally righteous!

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QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ May 24 2005, 01:41 PM)

There's Something About Icey...

It had to be said.

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QUOTE (floppydisk @ May 24 2005, 05:49 PM)

Sperm would be Y-wing.

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#18 looktothesky

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 07:42 PM

Online chatting is apparently proven to damage more brain cells than any hard drug.

I read it in the newspaper.

Edit - Oops! Wrong word. lol

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#19 Heccubus

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 08:29 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ May 24 2005, 08:42 PM)

I read it in the newspaper.

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Yeah, a "newspaper". I'll bet it has something to do with the fact that newspapers are all up on hating the internet because more people use it now. It's rapidly becoming a more reliable source for up-to-the-minute news than print media ever has. I guess I'd try to sully something's name if it was screwing up my business too.

Oh and....uh....OH! Starfish have no brain.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 08:35 PM

And if you cut off the limb of a starfish, the starfish will regenrate a new limb and the limb will regenerate a new starfish.

How trippy's that?

Another WTF - the intenet revolution was suppose to marginalise paper - we now use more paper than at any previous point in human history. Lame internet not fulfilling promises.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 09:15 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ May 25 2005, 12:44 AM)

Are you sure?

I just remembered a totally fucked up kids show. It was called "Bananas in Pajamas". It featured bananas in pajamas. It's not a random fact, but it did make me go WTF!?

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It has a bit of backstory. On Playschool, an Australian little kids show, they had a bunch of stuffed toys. Two of them were bannanas wearing pajamas. They had a little song for them and so on, which most of us would probably still remember. Anyway, the show mostly stemmed from that song.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 09:28 PM

more people are affraid of being hit by barend then they are of public speaking.

#23 Ninja Duck

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 09:43 PM

Data is the plural of datum.

(Had to be said because my programming teacher didn't know that.)

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 09:46 PM

and lore is the brother of data!

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 09:50 PM

My little neice has that song on one her kiddie's CDs. The song goes:

Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs
Something something blank blank teddy bears

Zuchinese in bikines are coming down the stairs
Continues like that for forever

My sister is really trying to mess up her kid.

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#26 SimeSublime

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 10:10 PM

Bannanas in Pajamas are coming down the stairs,
Bannanas in Pajamas are coming down in pairs,
Bannanas in Pajamas are chasing teddy bears,
Because on Tuesdays they do like to catch them unawares.

Even after all these years, the damn song is still ingrained.

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 11:32 PM

Oh good gravy, we've had that over here. I was frightened by the sheer creepyness of that show, and I was 12 or so when I noticed it on TV.

On the sperm for a moment, it supposedly helps clean up acne when ingested, not that I'm about to perform experiments.

And the same hormones that cause acne are also responsible for the male sex drive. Damned dreadful complexion and the bitter irony of life. WTF, mate?

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 11:34 PM

i think there was a dirty version of that song too....

(the song predates the show)

a freind of mine says that IS the dirty version...
bloody juvinile!!!

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Posted 24 May 2005 - 11:47 PM

Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs,
bananas in pajamas, they're haunting your nightmares!

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Oh God, I had no idea! How can they keep it going? You mean, Return of the Children of the Corn etc? Children of the Corn 2? Children of the Corn and the Prisoner of Azkaban? I Know What You Did With The Children Of the Corn???? Yes, it's horrible!!!!

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