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Idiots seek to shut down Internet LMFAO L00K @ TEH STOOPIDZ!!!!

#1 Chyld

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 08:09 PM

http://www.rbales.co...order=0&thold=0

I'm hoping this is a spoof, but in case I'm not wrong, what's wrong here? Who can spot the comedy inconsistancy?

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#2 floppydisk

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 08:25 PM

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"The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth"

Well, I'm glad they're not bringing religous dogma into this.... Crazies. Surprisingly, this will probably go a long way, with all the like-minded thinking people out there.

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 08:29 PM

I think it's about as serious as the satirical News thread.

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 08:35 PM

I think it's as serious as barend's LOTR is funny.
That story:serious::barend's LOTR:funny

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 09:39 PM

But Barend's LOTR is funny!

And so is this.

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 09:51 PM

but i was quite drawn into this article to the bottom left hand corner
http://www.rbales.co...=article&sid=13

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 05:48 AM

Good news! Either they lack HTML skills and hosting or they simply dont exist, or they're a very secret society. HALELEUJA! However in my search fvor "Christians Against" I found something even scarier. I'll talk about that in the fascism propaganda part of the debate forum.

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 05:54 AM

Well, Emu gets a point for spotting what I found weird about the article. "We hate the Internet, so we're setting up a website saying that we hate it!"

Doesn't ring true to me...

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 06:33 AM

when you set out to fight a monster, blah blah blah...
something about the abyss blah blah blah...

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 07:57 AM

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now theres a surprise

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 11:42 AM

Yeah, that's like the Citizens Raging Against Phones using phones to tell people to stop using phones...

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 10:02 PM

um...sure

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Posted 15 May 2005 - 02:01 AM

I dislike phones.

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Posted 15 May 2005 - 10:22 AM

I too, dislike cell phones.

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Posted 15 May 2005 - 12:15 PM

If there were no mobile phones, there would be no Jamster, and the world would be a better place.

Ironicly this all reminds me of that crazy Anti-nazi league woman telling me how the nazi's are against free speech and need to be silenced.