[floppydisk]

I propose that we create our own commandments. They can be serious things you think are good to live by, or jokes, then we can argue over which should be included. I submit two.

I. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself, and force it not on people who don't give a fuck.

II. Thou shalt not advertise thy religion on T-shirts, bilboards, TV, or anything else it could possible be advertised on, except in the phone book under "religions", and on those letter-boards you like to have outside your churches.

Remember to use Roman Numerals, bold and old-style language to scare the Chefelfic church into submission.

Edit: Of course, we will have to get the pope's approval on this, but I fully expect him to advocate any that are voted in by the majority.

Edit: De-flamed to stay on good terms with Moses.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Moderator

This post has been edited by Slade: 25 May 2005 - 01:14 AM

[barend]

III. Thou shalt not worship directors who care not for consistencey or fans who financed him. And those that follow such a dark path should be weary of Barend, for strong is his ability to argue as he is always right!!!

IV. ALWAYS right!!!

This post has been edited by barend: 23 May 2005 - 09:30 PM

[Despondent]

Man, I'd not dare post a thread with that subtitle. It's up to you I guess.

Everyone has a right to their own beliefs.

[Slade]

I can't decide if I want to cry blasphemy or give you a , so I'll do both.

BLASPHEMERS!

Edit: And I think I'll ignore profanity if it's not too bad in descriptions. Barend's put up "twat" as part of a Crappy News title, and nobody said anything, so *shrug*

This post has been edited by Slade: 23 May 2005 - 10:26 PM

[Jane Sherwood]

V. Thou shalt fear and respect the BFK.

[Mnesymone]

I think I'll stick to the ones I made for the 'Pope gets email adress' news story - except cut the Gilette Mach 3 Turbo Champion and emphasise the buying me a Porsche.

[Girdag Fireskull]

VI. If a topic is veering dangerously towards the sensible, take immediate action to turn it back into idiotic jibes.

[floppydisk]

Man, I'd not dare post a thread with that subtitle. It's up to you I guess.

Everyone has a right to their own beliefs. 

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Oops... Sorry, Despondant. I was just trying to be funny. If you think it's offensive, Slade can remove the byline. Sorry, hope you're not :angry:

[Slade]

Like I said, "Meh." Barend's said Twat in main titles, so Fuck in a byline isn't too bad since he wasn't reprimanded (although he's barend, so he tends to be above some rules).

[barend]

damn straight....

and with that in mind....

i don't care about religion, but i feel bad for moses getting flamed like that... he seemed like a nice enough guy, and he's the only person in the history of the world that has yet to be accused of anti-semitism.
so we want to keep him on our good side...

[Slade]

barend has spoken, I suppose...

[Mnesymone]

Good change to subtitle there Slade.

Moses! Moses Moses Moses! I think this Moses should have been a fool!

[floppydisk]

You guys know Moses dropped the last Five Commandments, right?

[Mnesymone]

Yes, on his toe.

That always struck me as a stupid idea.
Hmmm.... his people are wandering in the desert and are about to wander through more desert. I know, I'll appear before him as a pillar of fire and give him stone blocks to carry!

[barend]

attach the stone of triumph!!!