Very. Weak.
It's like this:
You have several million dollars in the bank. You have a great life and are a success in personal and business matters. You do, however, fear losing your dough. Your old boss gives you this line,
Boss---"Hey, I know a way to ensure you're never broke again. All we have to do is commit a Federal crime, risk EVERYTHING you hold dear and violate all that is good in the world to ensure you will always have money."
Dumb guy---"How will we do it?"
Boss---"We'll figure that out when the time comes. For now, slaughter a pre-school for me and burn down your church. Then we can talk."
Dumb guy---"Geez...that is asking a lot. I don't want to risk ever losing my money though. Okay. It's a deal. Should I burn first or do the school thing?"
Boss---It's up to you. But there is one caveat: I may or may not be able to do what I promise."
Dumb guy---"No problem. I'll sleep better knowing I tried. You're a neat friend. Are you sure you're looking out for my best interest?"
Boss---"Of course. Also I may need to empty all your accounts to begin with."
Dumb guy---"Wizard."
This post has been edited by lebowski: 19 May 2005 - 01:54 PM