well it do sucked

#1 Chewedgum>TPM

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 02:11 AM

Hi Im new i have been just reading around, but I decided to post something 3 hours after watching that craptacular film.

I guess you guys will laugh so much like I did

Here's what I saw without spoiling

- first part TOTALLY SUCK ASS (30% of the new 250+ reasons to hate rots)

- general grievous (haha cough cough hahaha)

- don't expect to much battle on kashikk <- - guess who appear for 30 secs

- anakin birth secret <- - you guys already knew this

- yes more crappy dialogue (anikin/padme)

- lots and looots of new action figures for the fanboys to buy

- don't expect good deaths of main characters

- stupid secrets

P.S: yeah you guys will rip it apart and yes my nick sucks

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 02:32 AM

damint someone beat me to it...

well i'll see it in about six hours...

QUOTE (Chewedgum>TPM @ May 18 2005, 02:11 AM)

- anakin birth secret <- - you guys already knew this

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hehehehe i was right wasn't i....

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 02:39 AM

Hey you made some of the first comments on this message board regarding ROTS first hand review. You're famous! To us.

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 04:36 AM

Don't tell me they claim Palpatine is Annie's father... Oh no...

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#5 StarWarsIsUs

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 07:05 AM

I probably won't be seeing this movie until next week sometime. Looking forward to it, sort of.

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 09:32 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ May 18 2005, 04:36 AM)

Don't tell me they claim Palpatine is Annie's father... Oh no...

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It's worse . . . Annie's dad is a concoction of Chewbacca and Qui Gon's midiclorians, with a dash of Jango Fett.

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Post icon Posted 18 May 2005 - 10:45 AM

Well, I'll be watching it on Friday, hopefully. Have to book the tickets tomorrow morning. I'll be taking a pen and a notepad to note down all the crappy bits, I shall, of course be posting my opinions by the weekend.

I'm so looking forward to trashing this movie. I've been thoroughly spoiled and I am almost certain that Baron Crapanioida is not going to dissappoint me.

ROTS is going to suck, big time!

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 11:42 AM

Congradulations on discovering the full crappiness of ROTS. It's 'now showing' on the movies near my house, but I won't be watching it there... I'm gonna wait until it comes out on video before buying it and watching it alone, then with my long awaited and frequently claimed movie marathon.

I won't mind the details being spoiled for me... they already are, anyway, and I'd just really like to know what crap is waiting for me so I'm not caught y surprise and choke/spit whatever snack I happen to eating at that time.

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 12:06 PM

Your reaons don't make any sense.

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 12:32 PM

They make a little sense. I myself don't understand half of what he was saying, but the other half, I understand pretty well.

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 01:38 PM

What's not to understand? It's a "NEw and Improved" brand of crap over the first two installments.

Period.

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 10:56 PM

I can only imagine how bad those "little art films" George Lucas is always saying he'll do will turn out - assuming he actually has the guts to leave his empire, which I seriously doubt - seeing as how the man can no longer direct his way out of a paper bag.

I am the Fisher King.

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Posted 19 May 2005 - 08:52 AM

Lucas said that he will make the storylines for the cartoons, and then 'step back'

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#14 superrepus

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Posted 19 May 2005 - 10:31 AM

Saw the midnight showing....

My God, what a travesty.

The droid banter at the beginning is horrific.

The wookie scenes are ridiculous and useless. (Yoda and Chewy are buddies?? WTF??)

General Grevious is also ridiculous, he can walk like a spider and coughs for some stupid reason.

The first Palpatine saber duels are insanely stupid. He just looks silly. He looks like a 80 year old redneck weilding a yardstick. Intimidating he is not.

The Vader scene is one of the worst scenes in the PT. It is extremely painfull to watch. He's not Frankenstein.

And of course, the dialogue is laughable.

I actually laughed out loud a couple of times at what were supposed to be very serious moments.

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Posted 19 May 2005 - 11:28 AM

I have just seen it!

And I must say one thing: this movie is greatest enjoyment i had for a long time in cinema!

Hayden was actually charismatic as Anakin, arrogant in a much more mature and cool way than in AOTC! My girlfriend said many young women would fall for him!

His scenes with Padme were a bit cheesy, but weren`t bad in the context of the movie! Their silent scene before the turn was very good, by the way!

Obi-wan felt like an epithome of the Jedi Knight, I liked his jokes and felt sorry for him at the end!

Palpatine: very good overall, though i found him a bit silly during Mace duel!

Grevious: Hey, he was cool, like all those two-dimensional villains from the films I watched as a child!

And I almost felt like I was a child again during some scenes!

My girlfiend wanted more Jar-Jar by the way!

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