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lion licks little league a few days ago, so sue me...

#16 Jordan

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 07:32 PM

good for the lion. Those people are fucking animals and all deserve to get mauled by the lion.

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 07:48 PM

But they weren't real... so they didn't get what they deserved and they didn't deserve it... why would the league of small gentleman deserve to get mauled by a lion? Am I missing something?

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 08:09 PM

exactly

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Posted 16 May 2005 - 08:22 PM

They hypothetically chose to attack a lion just to prove that they could win. That's pretty stupid, if you ask me. But just because someone deserves something doesn't mean you can't feel bad after you're done telling everyone how dumb they are. Poor fake stupid vertically impaired...

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 01:08 AM

I feel sorry for the lion. I'm sure it's leading a happy life with drunken low lives cheering on while freaks attack it.

Those animals prides or small groups and hunt in the open. Any thing else is prison for them.

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 09:40 AM

Aww, if only it was real.

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 12:12 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ May 17 2005, 02:08 AM)

Those animals prides or small groups and hunt in the open. Any thing else is prison for them.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Kinda like me and a 9-5 weekday job.

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Posted 17 May 2005 - 09:51 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ May 17 2005, 09:40 AM)

Aww, if only it was real.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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EDIT: I couldn't find a picture of airbourne one...
that would have sold the joke better, but i think there are enough X-files fans here to float it.

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 12:02 AM

This article is fake? ROFL. You bastard, you had me going!

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 01:04 AM

I had me going...

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 05:28 AM

The odd thing is it was declared fake before you posted, then declared fake again before you posted a second time

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 08:04 AM

I smell a cover up......

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Posted 18 May 2005 - 10:29 AM

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Posted 26 May 2005 - 01:56 AM

And there i go convinced it was real, ah well im gonna pretend that no one told me it's fake, cos its too damn funny, i mean whats funnier then 42 cambodian suicide midgets?