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Mother Chills Out After Chipping Off... Sunday, May 8, 2005

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 06:45 PM

QUOTE (Rhubarb @ May 11 2005, 04:15 AM)
Yeah, and maybe he killed her and put her there, or maybe he's just some crazy guy and put her there after she died. You don't fucking know, and sneering about how such people should be locked away is a fucking stupid thing to do.


i understand where you are comming from, and agree with what your saying...
but your sticktoitivness is starting to make me wonder what you're hiding in your fridge...
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 07:04 PM

Well, one this is for certain and that is 'this man commited fraud'.

Sure old lady in freezer: She'd start to stink otherwise.
Shooting a Kid: I'm sure he warned that whipersnaper to get off his lawn before hand.
Weapons Stockpile: Wouldn't you like a little extra security when a burglar comes in?

But damnit, social security is failing because of duchebags like this. If I have to put money into it I want it alive long enough to get that money back!
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 07:11 PM

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Weapons Stockpile: Wouldn't you like a little extra security when a burglar comes in?

Especially with all those up-to-no-good young whippersnappers always sneaking onto his lawn!
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 08:22 PM

This just in, it appears that Mark Furhman was involved in this guys case. Furhman, upon being caught by a great dane and a gang of, and I quote, "Meddling kids" admitted to pretending to be the man's mother's corpse, spraying blood on his walls, stockpiling pipe bombs, shooting at neighbors and hitting a couple of children. The only person in the world who defended the apparent culprit against insummountable odds will be awarded a million dollars, as the odds of the fellow's guilt were approximately a million to one.

Meanwhile, in the real world, it was revealed that people who shoot at their neighbors and stockpile pipe bombs and hit kids and freeze their parents need to be imprisoned or institutionalized. Chefelf 5 news will bring you more on this stunning revelation as it develops.

Really now, I've defended people before who had some chance of being innocent, but this guy seems kind of out of bounds. Hey I know, let's have a mock-trial in the debate forum!

oh and here's a bit more news about this along with an account from a neighbor that fills in the story a bit more.

http://courttv.com/n...freezer_ap.html

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Posted 11 May 2005 - 08:54 PM

He's clearly out of his gourd and crazier than a mad monkey.

Whether or not he is guilty doesn't change the fact he's nuts.
And he's a dole bludger as well. No denying that.
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 09:34 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ May 11 2005, 08:22 PM)
This just in, it appears that Mark Furhman was involved in this guys case. Furhman, upon being caught by a great dane and a gang of, and I quote, "Meddling kids" admitted to pretending to be the man's mother's corpse, spraying blood on his walls, stockpiling pipe bombs, shooting at neighbors and hitting a couple of children. The only person in the world who defended the apparent culprit against insummountable odds will be awarded a million dollars, as the odds of the fellow's guilt were approximately a million to one.



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Posted 11 May 2005 - 10:35 PM

Stop being so wilfully bloody obtuse. Frankly I don't really care what happens to the guy. This is about the principle of the matter. It's entirely possible, even probable, that he killed his mother. But you don't know it for sure, no one can know it for sure at this point, least of all you. And you're just playing straight into the media hype by gossiping about how that nasty nasty man needs to be locked away, because he's obviously a murderer.

I get the feeling you're just trying to annoy me now, because I would have thought most of you were more intelligent than this. Especially Hofmarn... aren't you supposed to be the forum leftwing anti-authoritarian radical? Don't you know to never believe everything the media tells you? If you were convicted tomorrow of terrorism and the papers played up what an evil pinko anarchist you were and shoved loads of circumstantial evidence in there, way too many people would be nodding their heads and saying they hope you'll be locked away because you're obviously a freedom-hating Taliban sympathiser.

Yeah, he's totally giving off the insane vibe either way, and he's admitted to some fucked up crimes, which he will almost certainly continue to commit if left to his own devices. But what you were saying was that he killed her. I'm saying you can't possible presume to judge.
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Posted 11 May 2005 - 11:02 PM

But... But... he had an old lady frozen in his basement. OK i'll give him the benifit of the doubt untill he gets a fair and speedy (this case realy speedy) trial.

But I stand by my statement on his fraud damnit.
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 12:58 AM

I didn't say he killed her...
I was just saying he's a nut found in suspicious circumstances and he didn't exactly help himself by shooting some neighbour kid.
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:07 AM

QUOTE (Rhubarb @ May 11 2005, 10:35 PM)
I would have thought most of you were more intelligent than this. Especially Hofmarn...


But especially ME... right?
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QUOTE (Mnesymone @ May 12 2005, 12:58 AM)
I didn't say he killed her...
I was just saying he's a nut found in suspicious circumstances and he didn't exactly help himself by shooting some neighbour kid.


He didn't shoot "some neighbour kid" he shot their dad...

this is exactly the kind of misinformation that corrupts our legal system and public opinion.
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 01:28 AM

Sorry... I shall recast my statement to form:
"I didn't say he killed her...
I was just saying he's a nut found in suspicious circumstances and he didn't exactly help himself by shooting some neighbour."

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 02:05 AM

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This is about the principle of the matter.


The principal of the matter is that he hid his mother's body for several years, attacked a neighbors son, and (according to the charges against him) attempted to murder the boys father when he came to ask what was up. He also had pipe bombs stockpiled in an ammount sufficient to suggest that he was planning something bad. Speaking on principal it is wrong to freeze human remains in ice rather than give them a decent burial.

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And you're just playing straight into the media hype by gossiping about how that nasty nasty man needs to be locked away, because he's obviously a murderer.


He's at the very least an attempted murderer. Personally I find him to be one of the more repugnant people I've heard about recently and I think it was perfectly justified for me to state that he should get what he deserved.

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You're picking the wrong battle here. Yes, I know not to believe everything the media said, but, fuck, this guy shoots at people and keeps his mother in a freezer! You're the one who's being a bit obtuse in an effort to try to make a point. It rather reminds me of an article about some guy who thought the moon didn't exist. If you want to be skeptic that's cool but don't be an extremist about it.

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shoved loads of circumstantial evidence in there


The evidence against this dude is a little harder than just circumstance. Forgive me for being a sheep but I'm not going to ignore the facts. And the police of course are also doing the logical thing and investigating his mother's death as a possible homicide. Not only is there blood on the walls (non-circumstantial) an attempt to cover up her death (once again, non circumstantial) and a body, but his story dosn't check out either. When he spoke to the cops during the siege he said his mother had been dead for 4 years. Neighbors claim they saw her not more than 2 years ago alive.

I didn't say that he deefinately murdered her, but in my opinion he likely did. I don't automatically assume that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for the september eleventh attacks, I didn't go condemning that anthrax fello when the media named him as a person of interest. However, this guy deserves to be imprisoned regardless of whether he killed his mother or not, so why even argue the point.

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 07:48 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ May 12 2005, 07:05 AM)
It rather reminds me of an article about some guy who thought the moon didn't exist....


Just for giggles...

My two cents? He may not have killed her, its always an option that he's as innocent as Jesus, but then again, there's always Occam's Razor to bear in mind...

Plus, does anyone know how much blood there was, and whose it was? I kinda missed that...
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Posted 12 May 2005 - 05:31 PM

I'm not sure I havnt seen any reports except the guy told the police that his mother's blood was on his walls after she got attacked by a cat. That part of the story is included in one of the links I gave somewhere on page 2.

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Posted 14 May 2005 - 01:56 AM

QUOTE (Rhubarb @ May 9 2005, 03:49 AM)
Many would say the same of you, you goddamn lefty freedom-hating pinko communist.


Not to use an old post, but honestly, leftists are the freedom haters? The figurehead of right-wing nut jobs' ideas of freedom is HIS freedom to throw MY money away to his ideals. My Social Security goes to my security, not to his homophobic agenda, or his fun little 'I'm pro-life, but only the life I feel like being for!', wars based on lies (according to recent information regarding Bush and Blair plotting on ways to allow them to take military action against Iraq, and then the White House refusing the rebels of whatever-the-**** country they're in from causing violence to end a dictatorship (since all we did was walk in on the red carpet that was rolled out for us).
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