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Mother Chills Out After Chipping Off... Sunday, May 8, 2005

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Posted 08 May 2005 - 09:39 AM

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Man Says He Kept Mom In Freezer To Collect Her Checks
He Was Afraid People Would Think He Killed Her

LA CROSSE, Wis. --  Wisconsin authorities said a man told them he kept his mother's body in a freezer for more than four years to collect her Social Security checks.

A woman's body was found encased in ice, in a sitting position.

Police said Philip Schuth told them his mother died of natural causes in 2000, but that he was afraid to notify police because he thought they wouldn't believe him.

Investigators found the freezer at the end of an all-night standoff at Schuth's home in the town of Campbell. A neighbor was shot during a dispute and SWAT teams responded.

Schuth surrendered without incident. Investigators found 15 to 20 homemade explosive devices and more than a dozen firearms.

http://www.wesh.com/...659/detail.html


There's also a link to the preceeding story here.

Shooting neighbours because of misbehaving children, freezing your mothers corpse for four years... its hard not to be judgmental...

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Posted 08 May 2005 - 10:11 AM

The fact that the dude shot his neighbour after beating up the neighbour's kid apparently takes a lower priority.
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 08:15 PM

kid was probably dared to sneak into the guy's basment...

kid1:"and some say he keeps is deformed kid down there woooooooo....."
kid2:"nope... just some frozen old lady..."
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 11:56 PM

Man would he ever have been fucked if the power went out. I can imagine him running around in the dark with a half frozen corpse. Actually, that sounds like a pretty funny story.

I read this article and its predecessor a while ago, I hope this guy gets whats coming to him.

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Posted 09 May 2005 - 12:41 AM

Uh... what is coming to him exactly? Are you indignant because he shot his neighbour, or because he froze his mother, or because he was stockpiling homemade explosives?
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 01:37 AM

For one thing it sounds as though he was an utter asshole his whole life and they've only now found enough proof of it to lock him up. Also, reading the article I found some suggestion that he might have killed his mother.

"I didn't want to tell anyone she was dead because she had a fight with the cat and her blood was on the walls so it might have looked like I did it"

Riiiiiiiiight...

The shooting people and attacking children are obvious character flaws, but considering he may have successfully murdered his own mother and froze her body, that puts him into a whole new plane of evil.

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Posted 09 May 2005 - 03:28 AM

Wow, dude. Most societies need to set up some sort of justice system to try to determine whether a guy committed murder or not, but you can tell just from a few scant scraps of media information! Why have you not offered to utlize this amazing ability more often?
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 03:37 AM

The sarcasm is strong with this one...

Ok, guy attacks kid, tries to kill kids parent when yelled at, keeps mother in freezer in basement, has mother's blood on walls.

Based on the evidence I have I'm going to say that there is a good chance that he killed his mother. I'm also going to say that even if he didn't he still needs locking up.

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Posted 09 May 2005 - 03:49 AM

Many would say the same of you, you goddamn lefty freedom-hating pinko communist.
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 04:29 AM

Ah, now I see the problem. This article dosn't contain the additional bit of evidence that I was basing much of my case off of.

Here's what I speak of, from another news source:

"He said his mother was attacked by a cat years ago and and her blood was on the walls in the house they shared, and he feared police would think he killed her, according to the documents."

So then, rather like O. J Simpson's defence, only Mark Furman is replaced by a cat.

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Posted 09 May 2005 - 06:56 AM

How does this in any way detract from my point?
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 11:31 AM

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Posted 09 May 2005 - 05:53 PM

If you're going to be the great defender of the falsely accused, there are, at most recent estimates, approximately a gazillion Michael Jackson pedophilia jokes on the internet. The world needs you, quickly, go before someone accuses Bill Clinton of being a man whore again!

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Posted 09 May 2005 - 07:02 PM

i'll bet $10 the kid had it comming.

not enough people dicipline their kids these days...

and if the father had done his job, he wouldn't have gotten shot.

and if the dudes mother had done hers she wouldn't be frozen right now.

it's all about proper parenting damnit.
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 09:28 PM

Ummm... so a guy froze his mother's corpse, shoots up a neighbour and stockpiles weapons.

The U.S. of A. is obviously a utopia... where people who make Vlad the Impaler look like Bob from Down the Road can live in peace, harmony and prison.

There is some seriously bad medicine going on in that guys head.
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