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Pwnded Pizza Person Persists With Pepperonis Sunday, June 12, 2005

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 02:54 PM

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Man Delivers Pizza After Being Shot in Leg
June 8, 2005, 5:56 PM EDT

TAMPA, Fla. -- A robbery attempt by a masked man and a gunshot wound to the leg didn't stop a pizza delivery man from making his rounds, pies in hand.

Thomas Stefanelli, 37, said dedication to his job at Hungry Howie's Pizza kept him on the job after a struggle with a robber Saturday night left him bleeding from a bullet wound in his left thigh.

Stefanelli arrived at a home only to realize it was vacant, police said. The masked man approached Stefanelli, pointed a gun and demanded money. Stefanelli said he fought with the man, and two shots were fired. One hit Stefanelli, but he did not immediately notice.

The shooter eventually fled with a second man.

"They figured they were going to make an easy mark by robbing a pizza delivery person," said police spokesman Joe Durkin.

Stefanelli finally noticed his wound. His cell phone wasn't working, so he drove to his next delivery address, dropped off the pie and called his boss to ask him to call the police.

Stefanelli went on to make three more deliveries.

"It bled a little bit, not much," he said.

He was treated and released from a hospital.

No arrests have been made, but police have identified several suspects, Durkin said.

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Well, that's a darn sight better service than you get with Hull pizza deliveries. BUT did he remember their free garlic bread?

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 06:03 PM

I just hope to god that my boss doesn't see this story.

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:39 AM

Wow, he was very passionate about his work. No matter what happened, the customer came first.

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He deserves a raise. lol!
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:52 PM

And some sick leave.
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 06:33 PM

i wonder if the robbers were planning to eat the pizza they ordered....
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 06:53 PM

What else would they do with stolen pizza? Wear it?
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 12:22 AM

Obviously!
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 12:24 AM

so here are the options...

sit at the crime scene and eat the pizza,

or run with a couple pizzas garlic bread and coke and guns...
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 12:35 AM

It sounds like fun either way to me.
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 02:46 AM

As I recall a common tactic is to use pizza delivery as a cover for delivery of other things, maybe they thought he was up to that, then again, maybe he was.

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 12:33 AM

What's there to deliver besides pizza? Encyclopedias? Chinese food? Monkeys? "You'll have your monkey in 30 minutes or it's free!"
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 02:02 AM

Unconventional toppings, Ninja Duck. Unconventional toppings.

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