Holy spam
By Nick Farrell: Friday 22 April 2005, 09:35
THE Catholic Church’s new, infallible leader, Pope Benedict XVI, has just had word from his technical support team that they have his new email online and ready for him to use.
Just in case you want to have a quiet word with the pontiff the addy is benedictxvi@vatican.va or if you are Italian: benedettoxvi@vatican.va.
We don’t know how many emails the new Pope will get, but if it is anything like INQ web mail we suspect about now he will getting lots of invitations to discounted Chinese tents and business requests from the family of the recently slain or departed in Nigeria, Zimbabwe, and South Africa.
There are probably even a few from the ‘wife’ of his predecessor asking for him to provide him his bank account details so she can email him his fortune. µ
http://www.theinquir.../?article=22717
Luckily no one will abuse something like this.
Thanks to Dr Lecter for this one!