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Pope gets email address Saturday, April 23, 2005

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Posted 23 April 2005 - 09:57 AM

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By Nick Farrell: Friday 22 April 2005, 09:35 

THE Catholic Church’s new, infallible leader, Pope Benedict XVI, has just had word from his technical support team that they have his new email online and ready for him to use.

Just in case you want to have a quiet word with the pontiff the addy is benedictxvi@vatican.va or if you are Italian: benedettoxvi@vatican.va.

We don’t know how many emails the new Pope will get, but if it is anything like INQ web mail we suspect about now he will getting lots of invitations to discounted Chinese tents and business requests from the family of the recently slain or departed in Nigeria, Zimbabwe, and South Africa.

There are probably even a few from the ‘wife’ of his predecessor asking for him to provide him his bank account details so she can email him his fortune. µ

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Posted 23 April 2005 - 11:57 AM

Oh man...this can only result in good GOOD GOOD!
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Posted 23 April 2005 - 05:24 PM

All I can say is, he should use Gmail.
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 01:30 AM

I wonder if this will be the pope who decrees that spaming is a sin?
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 02:20 AM

I wonder if he'll ever use it.
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 03:50 AM

I think I'm in luck because the Pope after the next Pope is suppose to be the anti-christ, so I guess that means that is me.
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 04:43 AM

Does noone realize that the pope is very creepy? And I dont mean in the just odd kind of creepy, or in the traditional catholic priest creepy, or in the John Paul body slowly falling apart creepy, but in the way that emperor palpatine was creepy.

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Posted 24 April 2005 - 05:41 AM

Well, Rhubarb's avatar does give one that impression.
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 12:55 PM

I still say they should have picked me. Is the Pope actually going to be able to navigate his computer to use his e-mail address?
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Posted 24 April 2005 - 07:56 PM

I hope he can, because I'd love to see his reaction to porn spam. I also wonder why porn marketers have been so slow to court catholics. I mean just because the religion makes it quite clear that any part of the body is sinful and evil dosnt mean they cant try.

"We are having all porn! All is free! YOU CAN SEE FREE PORN! Priest AND altar boy all on one site. You think you go other place for Catholik porn but you need to. This only place for catholic porn! See pope Benedict the sixteenth! See his donkey! I cannot believe he do that!

So come now to www.popesex.com!

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 10:48 AM

I think that there's already so much sex going on in the catholic church that the porn spam won't even faze him.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 11:15 AM

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Does noone realize that the pope is very creepy? And I dont mean in the just odd kind of creepy, or in the traditional catholic priest creepy, or in the John Paul body slowly falling apart creepy, but in the way that emperor palpatine was creepy.

I think I mentioned that already in the new pope thread. He seriously looks like Emporer Palpatine. Just look at his eyes. He's like a bad imitation of the Hypnotoad.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:14 PM

Must... bring... Hypnotoad... flies... and SOULS...
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 02:22 PM

Oi! Kirby! Remember that spam thread you started? Give the pope's E-mail to the same people you gave that guy's to. I'm going to put his name in all the "win an Ipod" ads you see. Everyone must do thier part to bring this pope as much spam as we can.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 09:12 PM

he's got genral grevous eyes....

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