[Slade]

More like coolily cool!

Free speech for everyone! Except, you know...

This post has been edited by Slade: 19 May 2005 - 04:17 PM

[Chyld]

But Four Speech for me!

[floppydisk]

well i am am a track jock, but im not a moron seeing as i recieve only a's and b's, and am already heading for a great carrer, (my english class is my only bad grade) my wallet is not huge, but i do like to clean myself up, and i like to stay sharp 

although clubs are always a number one priority on a saturday night  i dont like to attract too much attention to myself

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What carrer be this? Professional video game player, cause that's the only thing I've seen you do other than school. And clubs? *snicker* I didn't know that you went to clubs...

[Slade]

He's trying to show off, that's all. Most of them do. They think if they parade around and fluff out their feathers and peck all of the other birds to death that they'll be able to score. BUT WE KNOW BETTER!

He could also have an alternate identity you don't know about.

[Icey]

Never seen the reason to boast about things online, did it as a fourteen year old and then realised it was retarded. Be yourself and be honest. Life sucks and so do all of us.

[Slade]

Hear hear.

[looktothesky]

Hear hear.

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[barend]

This girl was not just some shallow little bitch. She was the nicest kindest person I have ever met in my life and I will not hear a word said against her.

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those are especially the type that always fall for redneck jock assholes



also....

so don't worry, there are pleanty of girls out there who totally want a VD.

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*cough*

... and almost all of us male dorks get the shaft.

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*cough, cough*

This post has been edited by barend: 20 May 2005 - 01:35 AM

[Reader]

Pornography alone can give you diseases!

I was hit by a barrage of viruses while searching for porn a few days ago. i seem to be better now.

...thank you for your time.

[Slade]

barend, you're not allowed to point out your own innuendo. It's just sad. However, cough at me all you'd like. I know what I'm saying when I say it.

Reader: If I cared to browse it, my campus hub has a whole lot. It pops up at the wierdest times when you're searching for things.

[jariten]

I'm kind of taken aback by how personal that got a page ago, but then again I suppose anonymity is the real beauty of the internet.

[floppydisk]

I don't consider it anonymity just because you've never met someone face-to-face. I know what some of you like and dislike, what you want and so on. That means that I know you. It may be through the internet, but I still know you better than most people I meet on a daily basis.

[Voodoo Dog]

I can't help but notice that noone has really discussed the story I found on a horrible fetish site that happened to turn me on even while I was disgusted that I mentioned a while back. People, I need to know I am not a pervert. The hideous pee thing nearly had me gouging my eyeballs out, but the other subjects mentioned had me performing the good ol shake hands with mister trouser snake. To save you trouble, I will post an extract here. A short extract Heccubus. This thread is about porn sites, mister paranoid. Therefore it is on topic. Q-E-Fucking-D. Cry me a fucking river.

I have done a Slade and removed the horrible horrible thing that had me retching the contents of my stomach up, along with certain words that some moderators may deem offensive. Come on, this story aint so bad after that. It features femdom. It also features lesbianism, for chrissake. The most glorious form of homosexuality known to man. It also features something LTTS recently mentioned on another thread. The glories of feminine shaving. And I'm not talking about their legs here, oh no. Okay, THAT probably makes me a pervert. Along with Barend and Laughlyn.

AN EXTRACT FROM A STORY WHOSE TITLE IS TOO DISTURBING TO REPEAT HERE.

Amanda was suddenly enjoying this, when I removed her COMPLETELY DRY skirt and panties she was clearly excited, and her KITTEN was already creamy. It became even more so when I tied her wrists and ankles to the four corners of the bed with straps I found in her wardrobe. Then from the bathroom I brought her lady shaver, some shaving cream together with a new razor, and bowl of hot water. As I started to remove the thicker part of her COMPLETELY NON SEXUAL HAIR using the trimmer on the lady shaver, her bottom started to wriggle. She moaned, "Ooh! I want to come, please frig me mistress." Things were going just the way I wanted. "You rude little girl," I snapped. "This is not to give you pleasure but to punish you for breaking your promises and cumming as well as NOT DOING ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL WHATSOEVER". I deliberately nicked her with the trimmers as I shaved her. "Please don't do that," she wailed.

"Then you had better keep still!" (Even though I knew I was going to make that impossible) "Or it will be the worse for you!"

Finishing with the trimmer, I bathed her with the warm water as she strained against the straps to bring her legs together, and tried to rub against the flannel. I suppressed my feelings of pity as well as my own excitement and the throb of my KITTEN. Then I used a sable make-up brush to apply the shaving soap, making sure I tantalized her by repeatedly drawing it over the lips of her twitching KITTEN.

This may seem somewhat inconclusive, but a hideous incident occured soon after this that had my wanting to wipe out whoever wrote this, along with their friends, their families and their entire genetic code.

Please tell me one of you got off on this. Please.

EDIT: Excorcised the demon known as HTML.

This post has been edited by Voodoo dog: 20 May 2005 - 04:07 PM

[BiggSpiffy]

What carrer be this? Professional video game player, cause that's the only thing I've seen you do other than school. And clubs? *snicker* I didn't know that you went to clubs...

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actually the career is prosthetics, and yes CLUBS!...have you never heard of TEEN NIGHT AT THE GROOVE? oh wait...thats right...forums dont sport that kind of people

and lastly why would i want to show off for you people? its not like i even know you, much less even care about what you think...but none the less im not trying to make enemies here

This post has been edited by BiggSpiffy: 20 May 2005 - 08:27 PM

[floppydisk]

Well, I assume they only play homie music at that club, so I wouldn't go. I'd rather go see The Supervillans in concert. Ska!