[Icey]

I once spoke to a furry, for the entire time I wanted to beat it's skull in and rape the corpse... They scare me that much.

Be a hero, ravage furries.

[jariten]

Animals shaped like humans

Monkeys?

Totally lost here....

[Laughlyn]

Monkeys?

Totally lost here....

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You know, catgirls, Fox tempresses, bipedal Ninja Pandas, that sort of thing. But we draw the line if they're aliens, like Chewbacca, 'cos he's cool.

[Voodoo Dog]

Multiple breasts? MULTIPLE BREASTS? That's just plain SICK. Although it does put me in mind of good ol' Red Dwarf and I'll have to forgive it cos of that. If you remember, the Cat used to respond to any exciting development with a quick "All SIX of my nipples are tingling!". Again, I find myself using the word classic.

And now that I think about it, "multiple breasts" isn't a very good way to classify this particular perversion. Most pornographic pictures I've seen have contained more than one breast so "multiple breasts" could refer to any kink. They should call it something like "Pictures of naked ladies with more than two breasts" or "Horrendously disturbing pictures that on the plus side put you in mind of good ol' Red Dwarf".

[barend]

The most disturbing legal porn i have seen:
One Night In China: starring Chyna (the wrestler)

steroids must be a factor... but [adult content:]She has a clitoris that looks like a small penis.

and that's fucking Disturbing!!!!

[Slade]

Yeah, she's pretty fugly... Shouldn't the title just be One Night in Chyna, anyway? That saves time and credits.

[SimeSublime]

Friend just sent me this:

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.


Says he saw it on Bash.org

[J m HofMarN]

This topic has seriously perturbed me. I do have a great deal to add though.

The sickest fetish I've come across is pretending to be a teenage male who is guilty of looking at porn and randomly asking people whether you can get in trouble for it. But I have to admit that I'd love to try it!

Can I get in trouble for wanting to try it?

No, really, can I???

Oh baby I'm getting hot!!!!!!!!

Seriosuly though, I've been on the internet five years for several hours a day so I've seen odd stuff. My friend once looked up circumsision. If you look this up, you will remove all danger of ever having your prospective child circumsised. You will however have nightmares.

Hmmm people shoving various things up eachothers asses (I havnt seen animals go in, but I know its happened) people shoving things into less comfortable orifices) and then there's asphyxiation, which is wherein the dominant partner controls the submissive ones breathing in some manner that I don't care to know about.

I don't so much go for pictures as literature, which I find to take more skill and imagination. In fact I find pictures to be rather boring. Now Hentai on the other hand is just disturbing.

Hmmm what else is there. Oh yes. Role play. There are a million and one sick things involving role play. Since I routinely do non erotic rpgs I occasionally hear of some of this.

For instance, check out this Flem comic

http://flem.keenspac...d/20001122.html

If anyone thought it odd that Barend enjoyed inflation porn, you don't know Barend that well. He probably routinely does that to his enemies.

Furries? That gets into the whole cosplay question. Nurses, school girls, teachers, whores, catholic nuns (I've heard of this one) yassir arafat (I'm sure they're out there)

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Also, I know there are some who get off on sex in public. Damn I'm this sexually knowledgable and I'm still a virgin and not obsessed with pornography. The internet does odd things to people.

But yeah, the porn movie titles are clever. I heard of one called Laurence of her Labia. I know Rambone is out there. And of course who dosnt love the erotic thriller, such as those critiqued by Yahtzee.

[J m HofMarN]

Sime- that is fugging beautiful.

[Despondent]

Yes it was. and for slapstick,

That saves time and credits.

[Voodoo Dog]

OH. MEIN. GOTT.

I just had a horribly disturbing thought on the subject of dead fish porn. More so than usual I mean. I think I just worked out the origin of this horrible fetish. If my theory is correct, then you, your friends, and your family, are all in serious danger! I believe the plague was started by that evil, satanic child of lucifer known as Aeriel or "The Little Mermaid". When I were a lad, I found the foxy little minx(wrong metaphor there) to be MINDBLOWINGLY arousing. If my craving to stick my hand down a certain pair of clam shells is not uncommon, then friends, WE ARE ALL IN DANGER OF TURNING INTO DEAD FISH PORN FANS! This unfortunate state of affairs was obviously started on purpose by those evil godless commie BASTARDS who run Walt Disney Studios. Why? I'll tell you why. To completely destroy the entire human race including themselves of course! If all men become dead fish porn fans, we will all become incapable of performing the art known as "normal sexual relations" and the human race will die out due to lack of conception.

As much as I hate to say it, Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

There may still be hope. I might just be wrong. In order to find out I need someone to watch "The Little Mermaid" again, even though it will put you in HIDEOUS danger. I WOULD do it myself, but my only VHS copy of the evil little film happens to be 120 miles from my current location. If anyone out there is brave enough, Please perform the following experiment:

Go cook yourself a nice piece of cod or haddock or whatever you like. As long as it happens to be a fish it will do.

Go to the scene in the little mermaid where you find Aeriel to be at her most arousing. My personal favourite is the part where she plays "he loves me, he loves me not" with an underwater version of a flower while she giggles prettily. *sigh* But feel free to pick whatever you want. Just make sure it's before the part where she is converted into a real woman without a fishtail, however.

Keep watching the scene on repeat until you have an erection.

At this point, lift the fish to your nose and smell it. After about 10 seconds of this, rip a small part off and chew it slowly for about 20 seconds before swallowing. (The taste and smell of fish are incredibly important to the experiment, for reasons too freudian and too obvious to go into here)

Keep watching the scene, and smelling and tasting the fish, for at least half an hour.

At least three days later, sit yourself down and have a nice big cod or haddock for lunch. MAKE SURE YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNSEXUALLY AROUSED BEFORE DOING THIS.

If you find yourself instantly sporting a rock hard erection, then sadly my theory is correct.

If my theory is correct, then sadly, the human race has already passed the point where it could have been saved. The film was released 10 years ago, so it probably has caused too much damage to be reversed. So I guess were all doomed then. That sucks.

On the other hand, we do have the luscious miss Aeriel to keep us company before we go. Thats something at least. I'm a "glass is half full" kinda guy myself.

[floppydisk]

I've never thought of this before, but I've realized that a lot of guys find Disney girls to be attractive. Not normally, like you would say "Hey, she's pretty", but almost like a fetish. It's kinda strange.

[Slade]

1. The reasons are actually more Pavlovian/Skinnerian, Voodoo Dog. Nice try. And I was attracted to the human half, I don't know about you.

2. And stop complaining, we need to slow down our population growth. I for one will endorse fish fetishists if it means reducing the damage of humanity.

3. And your theory is flawed because fish fetishists might use fish to get erections (or whatever happens to women (I'm not going to say anything on that matter since I don't know anything (I was trying to spare myself some naievity, but I just blew it))), and then sleep with people, thereby reproducing and if fish fetishism is a genetic trait, spreading it around.

4. but nice try, though! A for effort and chucklbility.

Edit: 3&1/4', there is Disney porn out there too. And it's not a fetish unless you're fixated something mostly.

This post has been edited by Slade: 30 April 2005 - 08:36 PM

[floppydisk]

Oh, I know that there's Disney porn. I know.

[J m HofMarN]

Could Beauty and the Beast be considered both Disney porn and furry porn? Discuss.