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Female Floggs Fone, Perp puts product in p.... April 19, 2005

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Posted 21 April 2005 - 10:49 PM

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Evil Ninja Duck! Stealing my custom title! Now I wish I was a moderator, so I could have it... But I don't have the time or patience to be one.

You don't need to be a mod, just have 1000 posts or more.
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Posted 22 April 2005 - 08:55 PM

The title's all yours in you can make 400+ posts by, say, next Tuesday.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 11:10 AM

I know about the whole 1000+ thing, but it would be quicker to be appointed a mod. And now ND is taunting me. Don't worry, I've got several good titles lined up.

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The title's all yours in you can make 400+ posts by, say, next Tuesday.

You're on. That's 50 posts a day. I can manage....

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 12:13 PM

Actually you don't get that privledge being a mod. I had to work my way up to 1000 posts before I could get my custom titles just like everybody else.

The anal stuff - I'm not going there, but some people like it, so I guess it can't be all bad...

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 02:20 PM

First: What does 3 & 1/4' mean, aside from height?

Second: ND, you posted the challenge thing on friday. I was off for the weekend on family stuff, with no access to a computer. Could we bump it up to Friday next week to give me the 3 extra days? Please...

Third: I thought it was 2000 posts, hence the confusion with the mod thing.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 07:35 PM

Heh, heh, heh....

600 posts already. The same day I got back. Scared yet, ND?
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 07:50 PM

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First: What does 3 & 1/4' mean, aside from height?


Disk size.

But please, don't start this. It become an addiction. First it's 1K then it's 2K for the post club, and next thing you know; you're a post monster of Barendesque proportions.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 07:52 PM

I only want this to reach 1k. Then I'll stop, I swear. And I've already posted in the 2k club.

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 08:58 PM

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 09:00 PM

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Posted 25 April 2005 - 09:13 PM

it is your destiny...
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 10:18 PM

Hell - do I get anything for being a new cop for about an entire year while still being an active poster?

The Custom Rank thing would be cool though - but I'm doing about ten each visit these days - so it'll take a while.
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Posted 25 April 2005 - 10:44 PM

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Heh, heh, heh....

600 posts already. The same day I got back. Scared yet, ND?


I'm scared, alright. Fine, I'll give you a three-day extension. If you're not at 1000 by midnight on Friday, you lose.

(I'll be gone that weekend, so I'll just have to take peoples' words on it.)
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 06:35 AM

I just noticed you're current rank, Ninja Duck biggrin.gif
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Posted 26 April 2005 - 11:10 AM

Wait, the deadline is this week? I thought you meant next week. (I got back monday and read 'next teusday') I don't think I can manage it in another four days...
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